um OMG! i can't believe my boss just sent me this. (warning, not work material)

[minxnim]

my fucking EYES are bleeding.

 

[minxnim]

i went through this series of events upon seeing this:


:zombie: uke:

 

[goatschool]

IT LOOKS LIKE THE ROD IS SELF-POWERED AND MAKING BOTH ENDS BOUNCE

 

[minxnim]

i came in to work today to help her and this is what she does to me!!!

(actually, she got me a fucking fendi gym bag, WHOA)

 

[goatschool]

brutal. how long you there for?

 

[minxnim]

probably a few hours. but i mean, a fendi gym bag, that's sort of nice. sayin'.
it was my decision to come in. i am tired of feeling behind.

 

[azal]

"thunder love"
























i have an erection.

 

[minxnim]

i knew azal would be the white to the rice of this thread.

 

[azal]

this is my most postive post yet.

While you sneer I applaude the full bodied lovers and their passions.

 

[minxnim]

i wasn't sneering. i actually posted it because i knew you'd like it.

also here is a story for you, true but bad! i went to the gym today (this is sos sososososo gross) anyway, and this huge old woman was all wrinkly and walking around the locker room naked. like, prancing around, strutting, if you will. like a car wreck, a person can't help but glance over now and then to see the state of the disaster. so i look over and her stomach fat is coming out the LEG HOLES OF HER UNDERS.,

i think i went hysterically blind for a while.

 

[azal]

the only image I have in my head right now is of E.T.

 

[minxnim]

to add to all this, it is the city parks gym so the weekends are 'kids days' and there were all these little asian kids in the locker room changing into their swimsuits and one of them cried!

 

[azal]

haha!

this makes me want to watch a WWII documentary.

 

[minxnim]

sometimes i will see gross things in the locker room or at work or whatever. but for some reason this just stuck to me all day. bleh.

 

[xfer]

oh my gawd!

 

[minxnim]

okay so i went to the gym today and it wasn't eventful at all and i went later than usual so maybe i'll stick with that time...