Umm.......GregadetH, Are you finished?......

[Metal Maiden]

Can I take down the picture yet?

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

So Maiden, It really was about masturbation and voting? Man, I just read Greg's post. Had no idea. That's hilarious. i am glad I caught your sig.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, the real theme here is to get people voting for Anthrax. It's not our fault that masturbation happens to motivate 99.9 (who am I kidding, 100)% of men. And if it makes you guys happy in the meantime, fine.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Tell me you haven't masturbated to pics of Bruce Willis and John Bush or some naked men who look like them?

Men are actually more motivated by offers to perform cunnilingus, receive blow jobs or hand jobs, or regular sex, but if the opportunity is not there--then, hey, masturbation can be a wonderful thing.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

No, I haven't.

But if thinking that will make you vote some more, then yeah!

 

[Metal Maiden]

Tell me you haven't masturbated to pics of Bruce Willis and John Bush or some naked men who look like them?

No comment.

Men are actually more motivated by offers to perform cunnilingus, receive blow jobs or hand jobs, or regular sex, but if the opportunity is not there--then, hey, masturbation can be a wonderful thing.

This is the best I can offer.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

No comment.

Shut up. Wench!

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

 

[Badatta2ud]

My wife sells sex toys if you ladies need help in the masturbation area.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

She does the "slumber party' thing, huh?

 

[Badatta2ud]

She does the "slumber party' thing, huh?

Actually it's called Secret Pleasures, but before that she worked for Surprise Parties. She's been doing it for like 4 years now and has sales of $75,000 in one year. Not too bad for selling vibrators and nipple hardening cream on the weekends. Oh Yeah she's also a brownie leader.

 

[DarbysDad]

Actually it's called Secret Pleasures, but before that she worked for Surprise Parties. She's been doing it for like 4 years now and has sales of $75,000 in one year. Not too bad for selling vibrators and nipple hardening cream on the weekends. Oh Yeah she's also a brownie leader.

You got a good wife who helps kids and sells sex toys. You can't beat that.

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Actually it's called Secret Pleasures, but before that she worked for Surprise Parties. She's been doing it for like 4 years now and has sales of $75,000 in one year. Not too bad for selling vibrators and nipple hardening cream on the weekends. Oh Yeah she's also a brownie leader.

That's just awesome. Your wife is cool. We get all our stuff thru Adam and Eve catalog. Some friend of hers hosted a "slumber party" but she could not go.

 

[Metal Maiden]

Actually it's called Secret Pleasures, but before that she worked for Surprise Parties. She's been doing it for like 4 years now and has sales of $75,000 in one year. Not too bad for selling vibrators and nipple hardening cream on the weekends. Oh Yeah she's also a brownie leader.

Thanks! I need a new job.

 

[DarbysDad]

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That's just awesome. Your wife is cool. We get all our stuff thru Adam and Eve catalog. Some friend of hers hosted a "slumber party" but she could not go.

I need some new friends....

 

[Armored Thrax]

I smell fish.............

 

[Metal Maiden]

No comments from the peanut gallery.

 

[MichiMikey]

... vibrators and nipple hardening cream....

Oh hell,....life is good!

 

[GregadetH]

*wiping sweat from my brow*

Do you really think I'm done yet?