lol awwww andy is so hung he has to strap himself in to sum pyar tight ballies. having never had testicles I may be jumping to conclusions but dont ya balls feel all constricted and chlostrophobic.
I kept Claire up dead late last night, Vikki, even though she was up for work poor girl, talking to Duncan McStrangelight and me, it was a nice wee chat
balls need to be held in to prevent the possibility of rolling over in your sleep and squashing them and causing damage thus preventing thee from orgasming, which is something I need to prevent at all costs. Ballstranglers are the best option for bollock-well being