URGENT-Aug, Please Read

You guys wanna see my cock?

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You have a beautiful cock.
 
I'd totally hit it. I'd promise her a basket full of kittens in exchange for sex, and then break the promise afterward.
 
Something about being batshit crazy really detracts from the attractiveness of a woman. Besides, beneath that cleavage and cute face, she might have a pear shape and cottage-cheese thighs. Then again, luring a broad into sex with a basket of kittens if fucking boss.