Usually, pieces of legislation are dry and boring...

but this one is fully lubricated, and ribbed for her pleasure.



HR 3687:


To amend section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, to provide for the punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES


December 8, 2003

Mr. OSE (for himself and Mr. SMITH of Texas) introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary


A BILL

To amend section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, to provide for the punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, is amended--

(1) by inserting `(a)' before `Whoever'; and

(2) by adding at the end the following:

`(b) As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `cunt', `asshole', and the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms).'.
 
well, i've long held the belief that the Clarence Thomas hearings were a great moment for history, because now forevermore the official legal archives of the greatest and most powerful nation in the history of eternity will contain the phrase "Long Dong Silver".
 
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you know rehnquist just re-designed his chief justice robe? it has all these crazy gold stripes and shit. he just one day decided to change them for no reason, and based it on a Gilbert and Sullivan comedy.