V.D.

[CliffBurton]

I loath most people....and their happiness....grrrawr.

However, stoll my freinds V-Day chocolates when she was having sex with her boyfreind. Win Win.

 

[Nick Brookes]

I sold more durex to people today than I ever have.

lol

 

[War_Blade]

You're totally gay

lets fuck jesus boy

 

[Wings of a dream]

 

[Leandro]

^

 

[eva_dolly]

I'm very happy to be single today. I'm not stuck carrying flowers, ballowns, ect. around school. It's like every other day for me... but I kinda wish I atleast had someone to screw XD

 

[Wings of a dream]

I'm very happy to be single today. I'm not stuck carrying flowers, ballowns, ect. around school. It's like every other day for me... but I kinda wish I atleast had someone to screw XD

Whoa you've just said exactly exactly what I think!

 

[oceanqueen44]

happy v-day!

 

[Lanterns]

Yeah, screwing is good, love is great, both together are awesome...but the whole V-day kitsch is retarded as hell.
Oh, and at HBI they're having a "worst sex story" contest. "The funnier the better!" Natalie wrote; I can't wait to read all that weird funny shit!
*edit*Btw, the BitchBoard (yep, I'm a member :Spin: ) is where I first found the "please don't puke" pic.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

I got this one from a friend earlier today:

Oh, and someone change the name of this thread, VD stands for Venerial Disease.

 

[The Soulforged]

im an asshole i just dumped my girlfriend today

 

[shapeup]

I've never recived a Valentines day gift before in my life before today. My ex girlfriend bought me fight club. Not some bullshit chocolate or teddy beears but FUCKING FIGHT CLUB! How could i ask for anything better?

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

im an asshole i just dumped my girlfriend today

Poor her, tell her I'm avaliable. Oh, and it's okay, cause we all know this a greeting card holiday anyway.

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

I've never recived a Valentines day gift before in my life before today. My ex girlfriend bought me fight club. Not some bullshit chocolate or teddy beears but FUCKING FIGHT CLUB! How could i ask for anything better?

Did you ask for a blow, cause that would have set you over the top.

 

[CliffBurton]

im doing what I did last Valentines Day
Drinking.

Last year It was a mickey of JD in 30 minutes, this yea, its moer like a glass of rum not as much, but last year i puked in the sink and clgged it and got in trouble....

God damn im a loser

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

im doing what I did last Valentines Day
Touching myself while listening to Michael Bolton.

Fixed.

 

[CliffBurton]

Well yeah...isnt everyone?
I didnt mention it because its common knowledge.

 

[The Soulforged]

Poor her, tell her I'm avaliable. Oh, and it's okay, cause we all know this a greeting card holiday anyway.

eh.. i wouldnt, she is by polar, and lies all the fuckin time, she doesnt put out, but she talks about fuckin all the time to try and sound cool. she spelt megadeth like "megadeath" among countless other annoyin things...

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

Well yeah...isnt everyone?
I didnt mention it because its common knowledge.

Your a good sport.

 

[CliffBurton]

she spelt megadeth like "megadeath"

BITCH!