Did you guys know that Neve Cambell has a secret twin sister!?!?!?!?!?
Neve Rshine
It's true!!! Her father was a bit of a porker and after porking every free woman in his hometown he vanished... Many years go by and people had already forgotten mr. Cambell. One day he's found by a reporter making a story of the humongous growth of street children in India...
*bzzzth-th* *rrrrRRRRREGAAAAARHRGRHRGRHRGRR..cough cough* *HA!*
Neve Rshine

It's true!!! Her father was a bit of a porker and after porking every free woman in his hometown he vanished... Many years go by and people had already forgotten mr. Cambell. One day he's found by a reporter making a story of the humongous growth of street children in India...

*bzzzth-th* *rrrrRRRRREGAAAAARHRGRHRGRHRGRR..cough cough* *HA!*