Van Williams fan club +1?

[DarkNoise]

So the wife and I were riding home tonight and I threw on DHIADW and during the end of Narcosynthesis, she said "I would tear Van's clothes off and rape him right now"

 

[Lord Foul]

Who wouldn't, given the opportunity?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

True. Kilted drummers please the senses.

 

[Chromatose]

He switched to the kilt due to the easy access, it saves on so many torn outfits.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

sexy AND thrifty. i might just leave Will for him!

 

[Chromatose]

You rape Van, Emily rapes Loomis, Will rapes Warrel.

Poor Jim, he needs a rape buddy.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I think EVERYONE want so rape Jim, to hopefully gain his power over aging.
That and to get a free tour of the Captain morgan's factory.

 

[Chromatose]

Captain Morgan's fudge factory

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd try chocolate rum in a non-sexual innuendo way.

 

[Chromatose]

I'd try chocolate bum

I'd try chocolate rump

I'm torn.

 

[Captain Beard]

They have creams for that.

 

[Chromatose]

Anal fissures are a comedy goldmine.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Carrie fisher is a comedy goldmine.

:zombie:

 

[Chromatose]

grab your pickaxe

 

[Captain Beard]

It's a trick?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It's a trap!

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

The more you tighten your grip, the more Van Williams will slip through your fingers.

 

[Captain Beard]

Saw that the day before yesterday, actually.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The more you tighten your grip, the more Van Williams will slip through your fingers.

Not after we demonstrate the power of this kilt action.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You rape Van, Emily rapes Loomis, Will rapes Warrel.

Poor Jim, he needs a rape buddy.

i think i can handle jim and van at the same time *flexes bicep*