Vapists

[Reign in Acai]

Any of you souls have co-workers, friends, acquaintances, relatives, who discuss and rave about sucking on flavored air incessantly? This may be the most ridiculous hobby to arise in recent years.

Now in such cool flavors as Arthur Fonzerlli and Purple Smurf.



"Hey man, can you smell that? Can you smell that? What's that smell like to you?"

Kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

[NAD]

Fuck having one's cake and eating it too.

If you're going to smoke, smoke.

Fuck all things Diet Coke. Do your vices right.

 

[NAD]

Hey did you fuckers go to Agalloch last week? I went to them thar hills instead, had a glorious day of cool weather for the first time in 6 months!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I'm all for ordinary e-cigs, but it does seem that the concept has gotten a bit retarded. <---said as I sip my diet soda

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hey did you fuckers go to Agalloch last week? I went to them thar hills instead, had a glorious day of cool weather for the first time in 6 months!

Nope, I batted 0-3 last week.

I didn't see Agalloch, Stargazer, or go to Stella. Can't wait to see what other great tours I miss in 2014.

 

[NAD]

Yeah, I never go to shows anymore. I gig enough that that is more than enough to get my fix.

I'm probably going to see Enslaved next year though. I saw them once before, need to again!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Stuff like this makes you wonder about all the weird shit humans must've done before the internet, but is now lost to history...

 

[Reign in Acai]

This hobby is excellent to get people to quit smoking. A ton of people I know have completely given up twenty year long habits. Unfortunately, their carcinogenic love affair is replaced with an even more obnoxious obsession. Incessant babble to vapists and non-vapists alike about what mods they did to their wand do hickies, and which primo vegetable juice they're exhaling. "What does this smell like to you? Does it smell like marshmallow?" What was originally intended to be a solution to curb their $20 a week pack of smokes routine, has manifested to $30 a "juice", $100-$400 on electronic stick contraptions plated in bling bling gold. Vapophilia is running wild amongst me mates, I can't take it anymore.

 

[neal]

vaporize the chronic and hash oil, why would do this with just like flavoured juice?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Apparently because it tastes like candy. Fucking Idiots!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Today's scent of the day - "Glazed Donut"

 

[Reign in Acai]

GTFOoRC! Is this shit only big in America?


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