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Sammi951
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Paxoman said:Well if you put it like that, you are re-instated!
Oi!!! Princess might not glue your knob to your chest - but I reckon I will now!! :Shedevil:
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Sammi951 said:Oi!!! Princess might not glue your knob to your chest - but I reckon I will now!! :Shedevil:
Kin ell, you women and your glue!
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Fingers said:And they claim to be sensitive souls
Well you've met me twice now Fingers - do I look like the sort who'd even touch a man's willy, never mind go on the rampage with a tube of glue?
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Sammi951 said:Well you've met me twice now Fingers - do I look like the sort who'd even touch a man's willy, never mind go on the rampage with a tube of glue?
Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth Sammi
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WILKS said:There is an easy joke there
Really?? Come on then Wilks, don't be shy...let's have it!
Sammi951 said:Really?? Come on then Wilks, don't be shy...let's have it!
Now theres a line don' hear often
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Sammi951 said:
Slippery and good with the glue, I like that in a woman
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princess_of_the_night2112
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Fingers said:Slippery and good with the glue, I like that in a woman
WILKS said:welcum to carry on forum
Yes Welcum to the Sexon forum everyone hehe and talking of sex and private parts etc, did anyone happen to clock that programme on Channel 4 last night, The World's Largest Penis - 13.5 inches wooohoooo - but he was a gaylord - bummer what a waste haha!!!!
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princess_of_the_night2112 said:
Yes Welcum to the Sexon forum everyone hehe and talking of sex and private parts etc, did anyone happen to clock that programme on Channel 4 last night, The World's Largest Penis - 13.5 inches wooohoooo - but he was a gaylord - bummer what a waste haha!!!!
I taped it Princess, will watch it over the weekend, I don't think Paxoman will want to join me though!
13.5 inches?? My eyes are watering just at the thought of it!
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princess_of_the_night2112
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Sammi951 said:13.5 inches??
And I think Paxoman's eyes would definitely be watering when you tell him what you're going to be buying him. Apparently c*ck rings are all the rage these days, so you'll need to buy him one for a Valentine's Day present Sammi hehe!!!! It shows you that guy with the 13.5 incher putting one of those c*ck rings on, I was stunned, I'd never even heard of c*ck rings before with me being that Sweet & Innocent (that's one of my fav Diamond Head songs Valanx, yip so even when I'm talking c*ck, I somehow always manage to get DH into the thread
. I fair enjoyed that programme Sammi, so it's well worth watching - some of it was a right good laugh but some of it was a bit pervy.
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Just watched it today Princess, while Paxoman is at work How come all the men with big uns are lacking in the looks department?? Ermmmm, Paxoman excluded of course!! lol
A cock ring for Valentines Day...now there's an idea I'd never have thought of! I can feel a trip to Ann Summers coming up...and while I'm there, I might treat myself to an "Omar"!!
How come all the men with big uns are lacking in the looks department?? Ermmmm, Paxoman excluded of course!! lol A cock ring for Valentines Day...now there's an idea I'd never have thought of! I can feel a trip to Ann Summers coming up...and while I'm there, I might treat myself to an "Omar"!!
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