Venom

[Paxoman]

I'd never even heard of c*ck rings before with me being that Sweet & Innocent (that's one of my fav Diamond Head songs quote]

Diamond Head have got a song called C**k ring?!!

Sammi saw your advice but unfortunately misread what you wrote and she went and bought a cockerel! The damn thing wakes up every morning at 5am!

 

[WILKS]

Its the norm for any mans cock to be up early

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Its the norm for any mans cock to be up early

Diamond Head have got a song called C**k ring?!!

Hehehe don't try and make out that you haven't heard it before Paxoman, cos some of us on here heard you singing it to Sammi just before you collapsed into a heap in that bath . That song was originally called Sucking My Cock Ring but Diamond Head's management thought it might not get much radio play with that title, so they changed it to just simply Sucking My Love lol!!!

And anyway how come my totally innocent thread about Venom has ended up down in the gutter, all filthy and perverted . Keep up the good work everyone hehe!!!

 

[WILKS]

Oi princess thats my venom thred thats been soiled.

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Oi princess thats my venom thred thats been soiled.

Whoops all this talk of big cocks has got my brain turned inside out and has ended up me not being able to think straight. LOL I don't know why I thought this was my thread - I am sooooooo sorry Wilks for almost nicking your thread, if I go down on my hands and knees will you forgive me haha!!!

 

[WILKS]

Whoops all this talk of big cocks has got my brain turned inside out and has ended up me not being able to think straight. LOL I don't know why I thought this was my thread - I am sooooooo sorry Wilks for almost nicking your thread, if I go down on my hands and knees will you forgive me haha!!!

Well maybe hmmmmmmmmm .I mean would have to beg and scream my name because yuor such a bad girl.............oops i mean er yes eryour forgiven.

 

[valanx]

that's one of my fav Diamond Head songs Valanx, yip so even when I'm talking c*ck, I somehow always manage to get DH into the thread

Getting kind of used to your thread hijacking antics princess, i think the whole talking about cocks and onto cock ring/diamond head thing was just a ploy to steer this thread into diamond head territory again...Your a dyke really anyway so just admit it!!!

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Your a dyke really anyway so just admit it!!!

Okay then I admit it Emperor Valanx!!!!












Well actually I'm not but I'm sort of thinking about it. Did I tell you about that lassie at the Motorhead concert, she was pure trying to get off with me bigtime, shock horror!!!! She walked past me about 4 times with a big smile on her face and my pal was winding me up saying that she fancied me and then she came right over and started talking to me and stroking my hair, holding my hand and touching my face hehehe! But I was like semi blootered and just stood there sort of stunned, not really too sure what to do. Anyway she hands me her phone and tells me to put in my name and mobile number but I didn't have a clue how to work her phone in my drunken state, so not really too sure what name and number I gave her, it certainly wasn't the correct phone number anyway. Luckily I was saved by a very nice guy who came over to talk to me and whom I'd met the previous month at Saxon concert in Edinburgh. A close shave or what!!!!!

 

[Paxoman]

Okay then I admit it Emperor Valanx!!!!

Well actually I'm not but I'm sort of thinking about it. Did I tell you about that lassie at the Motorhead concert, she was pure trying to get off with me bigtime, shock horror!!!! She walked past me about 4 times with a big smile on her face and my pal was winding me up saying that she fancied me and then she came right over and started talking to me and stroking my hair, holding my hand and touching my face hehehe! But I was like semi blootered and just stood there sort of stunned, not really too sure what to do. Anyway she hands me her phone and tells me to put in my name and mobile number but I didn't have a clue how to work her phone in my drunken state, so not really too sure what name and number I gave her, it certainly wasn't the correct phone number anyway. Luckily I was saved by a very nice guy who came over to talk to me and whom I'd met the previous month at Saxon concert in Edinburgh. A close shave or what!!!!!

You could change your name to Princess of the dyke!

 

[EarthSkynSea]

forgive them Biff

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

You could change your name to Princess of the dyke!

Hahaha yeah that's a good one Paxoman and see if I was that way inclined I would definitely change my name on here to Princess of the Dyke2112 but I'm not a rampant lesbo HONEST!!!!!!!!!!

 

[valanx]

You could change your name to Princess of the dyke!

Damn fella!!!! Almost spat out my coffee when i read that!!

Actually that got me wondering, is it possible to alter ones nickname without creating a new account???

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Damn fella!!!! Almost spat out my coffee when i read that!!

LOL yip indeedy that was hilarious alright. And Paxoman definitely gets the award for funniest sentence so far this year with his "Princess of the Dyke" phrase. Hmmm I just need to go away and think of a suitable award for him now.

 

[valanx]

Hmmm I just need to go away and think of a suitable award for him now.

Yeah thats right princess....You just need to go away!

 

[princess_of_the_night2112]

Yeah thats right princess....You just need to go away!

BITCH!!!!!

 

[valanx]

BITCH!!!!!

Could not of hoped for a better response to my last post !