very bad Michael Jackson joke

[McGillicutty]

How many Michael Jackson's does it take to change a lightbulb??

Only one, but it takes 3 pediatricians to remove it.

 

[abrasiverock]

Why does MJ wear childrens underwear on his arm? It's a patch...he's trying to quit. I saw Jimmy Kimmel last night too. What where the others though. That was some funny shit.

 

[internally grateful]

what do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common?

they both put 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns...

hah...hah...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha those are "sexcellent"

 

[internally grateful]

sexactly

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

sexkay

 

[internally grateful]

what? you suck at this game

hollow-head boy

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha heeeeeey

 

[Junkie]

What does Micheal jackson hand around after meals? The Under 8's.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hahahahaha.... those are terrible. But funny.

 

[The_Children_of_Decadence]

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"What does Micheal jackson hand around after meals? The Under 8's."

That is not only the worst Michael Jackson joke I have ever heard, but it might also qualify as the worst joke ever.

 

[Pancakes]

No. The worst joke ever is:

What does Mr. Potatohead do while Mrs. Potatohead is out?

Mashpotates.