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[MajestikMøøse]

this is the plan, I tie you down to a subwoofer and then I play my seven string through it to create a massive vibrator.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

no, but you can fuck the willing through their eyesockets if they've had time to decompose a bit.

 

[hornylittleminx]

How about this? I tie you up, let you run dry for a few days. Then, when you are breathing your last, pityful breath, I fuck you through your eye socket. Oh, I'm not finished. Shortly thereafter, I would restrain your every movement. Then, and only then, I would plug your nostrils and lips, only to whisper "the big yhetti loves me" in your ear.

being a sad/mass, i love that idea... go for it. but i do bite, and i would LOVE to drink you dry...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i bet that low string would be orgasmic

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

chances are, from the looks of things, she couldn't sit on it, but it could nearly fit where the sunshines every 15 minutes or so.

 

[hornylittleminx]

this is the plan, I tie you down to a subwoofer and then I play my seven string through it to create a massive vibrator.

only if you fuck me crazy when i'm horny from the vibrating!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

deal. you come here and it will be arranged

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

... Of course WITH the right kind of lube... WD40 hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[hornylittleminx]

where is "here"

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

YOUR SUCH A SLUT!!!!! ....Nico. hahahaha.

 

[hornylittleminx]

YOUR SUCH A SLUT!!!!! ....Nico. hahahaha.

your just jelous because you don't have a sex slave.. or a goat!

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Nico, beware. Live the illusion and have fun. Give out the address and you have a 56 year old man chasing after you.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

why... canada....

 

[hornylittleminx]

deal. i've always wanted to take a road trip anyway! ...

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Well, if a 56 year old man is your thing, by all means, have a blast. A blast in the ass from a 56 year old man in a teddy, that is.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Cirque De Infectious is now on tour...

 

[hornylittleminx]

if he prefers a 56 y/o man in a teddy to me in a red chemise, that's his business

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I have an authentic Euronymous's Shotgun™ by the door. I am not afraid of 56 year old men in teddies.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

speaking of 56 year old men, and business. I have a proposition for you...

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Haha, HELLL YEAH

I was gonna say something to the effect of, nothings in season for us yanks right now (hunting that is) and 56 year old men are a fun target to go for with a Weatherby Mag.
So, hornylittleminx, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!! Come down south, I'll show you a good time.