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[hornylittleminx]

JEREMY, DARLING where have you been?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Ebony Abyss....okay...that doesn't make sense. You don't pick cotton. Oh, and don't worry about NicodemiX. He's obviously driven insane by the fact that he can't get any.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I have been trying to reconnect into msn. *anger, rage, hatred* *smashes computer with penis* ROAR!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh wait...I just thought about that other post. I can't get any either. Goddamn it.

 

[hornylittleminx]

Ebony Abyss....okay...that doesn't make sense. You don't pick cotton. Oh, and don't worry about NicodemiX. He's obviously driven insane by the fact that he can't get any.

ebony meaning black, abyss meaning endless pit... god, get it together.. anyawy..... make love to me jeremy... or.. not...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*puts on corpsepaint*

*ahem*

BLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

uh, if he doesn't, i'm sure there are plenty of people on this board that will

 

[hornylittleminx]

your choice really

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

"I'm Azrael Abyss, Prince of Sorrow!! OoooOooooooOo!!!!!" Anyone remember the Goth Talk skits from SNL? That was funny stuff.....

Welcome! I'm Samantha

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

no no nico... that was bad

its....







AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH BLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[hornylittleminx]

you haven't even seen me.. are you that desperate?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

She only wants me. But I refuse. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Still, you totally aren't black. Or....have you not been telling me something this whole time?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hey, its been awhile since I've done this... cut me some slack.

 

[hornylittleminx]

i didn't mean it that way , oh leader.. *cough cough*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

you haven't even seen me.. are you that desperate?

The answer to that question for most of them: Yes.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

you're getting sloppy, matt






and that was not sexual innuendo.

 

[hornylittleminx]

black endless pit of doom.. *sigh* nevermind... Y WON'T YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME JEREMY?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The answer to that question for most of them: Yes.

yes they are mostly desperate. Mostly.

 

[Karmic]

The answer to that question for most of them: Yes.

naw...

in sweden, we're supposedly going around raping ever animal in sight.

would that make me desperate?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

hey, its been awhile since I've done this... cut me some slack.

You haven't done a lot of things in awhile...such as yourself.