Virgin of the Forum

[hornylittleminx]

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[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Laaa

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Reason: i miss counted and stupidly thought 500 proceeded 459"

That is a very good reason to edit. Don't want to look stupid or anything. And yes, I am proud. Damn, without me here there would be no chatting, would there? Well, I am here. BEGIN!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

.....................*sings "A-B-C...as easy as...1-2-3"* *moonwalks* *becomes a white woman* *rapes a fetus* *becomes a monkey* *builds a ranch for the sole purpose of having more children to sleep with* *becomes.............who the fuck knows what* *turns into satan*

 

[hornylittleminx]

i'm baaaaaack *everyone cheers*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

WOO! *applauds* HAIL!

 

[hornylittleminx]

sooooo where is everyone? *looksaround*

 

[hornylittleminx]

it's just you and me morgasm.. *nudge nudge*

 

[Karmic]

we want porn

 

[PlatypusJesus]

we want porn

.........CHICKEN PORN!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

chicken nugget porn

 

[hornylittleminx]

Llama Porn! Wooooooo

 

[PlatypusJesus]

.........CHICKEN PORN!

.....................JELLYFISH!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Llama Porn! Wooooooo

...."Blow"fish PORN!

 

[hornylittleminx]

...... change of topic....

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Corn!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I masturbate to burning jews.

 

[hornylittleminx]

you burned tim???????? :O

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And I don't even have the decency to put them out with my semen.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

you burned tim???????? :O

A long long long time ago, yes. I did put him out with my semen though.