Virgin of the Forum

[hornylittleminx]

ah, and a happy friday the 13th to you all!!!! \m/

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Friday the 13th is overrated.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I prefer the 6th day of the 6th month... in the sixth hour

 

[Spike]

*Catching Up*

cora's cool ... god.. my name is so lame.. such a pretty name for such a bitch hahaha .. my *self-given* goth name is ebony abyss

Ahhhhh.... you meanr you're REAL name is too prissy!!

Well, I sent you a rep showing how to change your name anyway, and as much as I actually like your current screen name, ebony abyss would work just as well, and would be siginifacntly more... 'metal'.

This is the fastest ive ever seen a thread grow

Kinda like an ere.....ahhhhh, nevermind.

Should I chop your penis off and stab you with that, then?

Have you ever tried to stab someone with a cooked strand of spaghetti?

.....Not very effective, is it?

so, my "thread" has done fairly well, being i am a newcomer?

Sure have a knack for the good 'ole understatement don't you?

not that I do now, the big yhetti still pleases me on a daily basis

So, just how 'big' is the Big Yetti anywy? :Smug:

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Right, now where were we? *Looks around*

Did someone mention Llama Cheese!?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Have you ever tried to stab someone with a cooked strand of spaghetti?

.....Not very effective, is it? "

What the fuck are you trying to say about my penis, bitch?

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

virgin eh? we'll have to fix that...

From one virgin to a nother lol j/k

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

I all most made it throught all 30 pages. some where about 15 i stopped reading and kept clicking nexted. hello minx, I 'm stephen. welcome to the board.

 

[Spike]

"Have you ever tried to stab someone with a cooked strand of spaghetti?

.....Not very effective, is it? "

What the fuck are you trying to say about my penis, bitch?

Hehe Man, seriously. If we're going to be realistic here, the only way you could stab someone with your dick would be if:

a) you had teh majory woody

and

b) you were about the size of a tooth pick

Now whci would you have rather I said, simply 'no wood', or 'toothpick'? :Smug:

Oh.... I suppose you COULD pull it off if you stabbed him like.... in the ear.... or the nose.... or something........ *ponders the possibilties*

*Absently brushes away the burning sensation in his ear*

What the hell was that........?

Goddamit LoM! Not now!

Or are you like wolverine and have an adamant-pneis? (sic)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

if you had the patience to read though that entire thread you are bigger losers than us

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, you're right, my penis wouldn't do much damage as far as stabbing goes. Have you ever tried to stab someone with a banana? But...if you hit someone over the head enough with it.....they might die....possibly. Or at least have a major headache.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[hornylittleminx]

*yawn* back... spend the last few days in my coffin.. it's so warm and cozy.. i lost track of time... ah, we have new posters! fun fun.... my thread lives on...

 

[Karmic]

KILL!!!!!!!!!!111!1!111one!!!!!!!!!

hi.


(props to cora)

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU! I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU! l'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU!

 

[hornylittleminx]

lo.

 

[hornylittleminx]

who u mad at honey?

 

[Karmic]

hhahahahaha

DOUBLE BAAAASEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


BACK TO THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Do.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

OOOHHHHH, You'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE BOOOOYYYY!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Mother I WILL FLEE!