Wanna see a picture of me?

[Ayeka]

THis must be NAD:

That looks like a spitting image of someone I know!

 

[Erik]

Look, it's Jay and Lurch before the show yesterday!

Look, it's Ayeka!

 

[JayKeeley]

*hopes the 3v1l pentagram diverts attention from the poster of the fat bint getting jizzed/pissed upon*

 

[JayKeeley]

Before Papa Josh saw the light and became a tr00 Dimmu fan, he was a mighty warrior of steel:

 

[NAD]

JayKeeley's hoodie is tr00 bl00.

You can't see it, but on my spiked backpack I have a patch that says I AM TEH R0XX3rZ LOZLOLZZA!!!!111 because I am, and you need to know it.

That forklift pic is fucking classic!

 

[J.]

I wanna know what Erik's wearing aroud his neck? And wear npearce got his leather vest.

Damn Ayeka, you need to do some sit-ups.

And why is a young Papa gripping his wrist? Is that the Manowar code to battle?

 

[Demonspell]

I'm the guy behind the counter laughing at all the gothboys.

 

[JayKeeley]

And why is a young Papa gripping his wrist? Is that the Manowar code to battle?

Oh my lord - should Dreamlord even qualify to post on Ultimate Metal?? Behold....

If you ever get into any trouble with the Manowar crips, now you know the secret handshake.

 

[J.]

I think I'm more qualified to post on UM since I didn't know what that meant.

 

[NAD]

I didn't either, but now I know what to do next time someone in furry boots tries to take my wallet.

 

[JayKeeley]

er, for the record, I don't own a single Manowar album. I aint lying either because I'll admit to owning some Rhapsody.

 

[Black Winter Day]

last time i talked crap about manowar on here, i was criticized for being "teh geigh"

 

[NAD]

That is an oxymoron my friend.

They look silly and the one song I have heard from them sucks, so I don't have much room to speak of them.

 

[Ayeka]

Damn Ayeka, you need to do some sit-ups.

lmmfaao!

I can't believe you guys ain't familiar with that hand thing...I've seen it around for the last two years and I ain't nearly as kvlt as you lot

 

[Demonspell]

The Manowar fan gallery is the single most unintentionally hilarious metal site ever.

 

[Erik]

I can't believe you guys ain't familiar with that hand thing...I've seen it around for the last two years and I ain't nearly as kvlt as you lot

Actually, you're seen it around for the last two years BECAUSE you ain't nearly as kvlt as us.

 

[NAD]

Up until several months ago, I thought Manowar was just a misnomer for Man-At-Arms from He-man.

 

[JayKeeley]

I didn't either, but now I know what to do next time someone in furry boots tries to take my wallet.

NAD - I just read this (somehow missed it yesterday), that's fucking funny man.

I think that hand grip technique is some kind of self defence manouvre - if "Manowar Mugger" strikes down at you with his plastic sword, you throw your hands up in that stance and block aforementioned deadly weapon. When the sword breaks, he'll leave you and your wallet alone.

 

[Ayeka]

Actually, you're seen it around for the last two years BECAUSE you ain't nearly as kvlt as us.

Poof

 

[Terrifyer]

man, those pics of Dimmu fans are so damn funny