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[Andvarie]

I´m sure there is an improbabillity for Rule >42< to be useful here ....


You could just randomly let pens drop on your Paper and then ... after many pens dropped, there could be a nice picture .... which looks like the one you imagined by a chance of Possibillity. Everything is possible

 

[stizzleomnibus]

I stand corrected about Rule 33. Very informative of you.

I did not see the original post, nor was I trying to be a smartass. I have no idea what is going on, I just happen to know what Rule 34 is.

I was talking about me. I was being a smartass. Which then set the tone for lots of jokes re: the original thread subject, which gets lost in the morass. I've permanently ruined the fish (wo)man's chances of getting a straight answer.

 

[Naglfar]

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I seeeeee.

Well, I didn't take any umbrage or anything. I'm just slow. Very slow. Very, very slow.

 

[Siren]

@Naglfar; stizzle: No worries, i didn't even know anything about rules 33, 34 and 35 before this thread came to life. I consider myself educated a bit more, i learn something new every day. I stand firmly by the belief that if it weren't for porn, this thread would be boring.

Also stizzle, answers needn't be straight, especially when the gender of the questioner is questioned itself.

@Andvarie: Is rule 42 the one about the towel? If so, you need one cause i might splash you.

@DoC: The way you promote your ability to draw is scary.. If you're not joking about the coffee, i'll be happy to send some your way. And i'll make you MS paint porn.

 

[DisplayofCharacter]

@Siren: Yes, please. I'm in class again and coffee is worth about as much to me as oil is worth to my country, or some other half-accurate and derogatory analogy. Also, seeing as my roommate isn't around all the time either, I'm not above MSPaint. Probably.

That being said, what exactly do you want? I can actually, as a matter of fact, maybe pull some strings and get something drawn for you. I have friends that are competent artists (two to be exact) so I might be able to get something done in return. Possibly.

 

[La Rocque]

Siren ... I stand firmly by the belief that if it weren't for porn, this thread would be boring.

Meanwhile I was still thinking about the video for the Rammstein song Pussy
its hilarious but a little too much for UM,
if I posted the link for it, I'm sure my days on this forum would be numbered -

 

[stizzleomnibus]

Meanwhile I was still thinking about the video for the Rammstein song Pussy
its hilarious but a little too much for UM,
if I posted the link for it, I'm sure my days on this forum would be numbered -

Mann gegen Mann is the best of all Rammstein videos. End of discussion.

 

[Siren]

Pussy is funny indeed. Thanks for pointing it to me, now i can't wait for it to be unleashed.
Sorry stizzle, but Mann gegen Mann is just gay.


@DoC: &#921;'ll let you know in a few days, but i might have already figured something out. Thanks though, i didn't expect it from you.
As for the coffee, if you want it sent by my beautiful self (which will surely make it taste better), you'll have to wait about a month before i can make it to the post office during working hours. Otherwise, you can buy it online. (I was surprised to see that even amazon has it: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Nescafe-Classic-Instant-Greek-Coffee/dp/B0002AZWX8"]really, amazon sells coffee[/ame].) If you type "greek nescafe" on google you might even find better prices. I don't know the shipping costs for these companies, but it will probably end up costing less than $20 (which is price at supermarkets+greek postage, and which honestly is too much for this amount and type of coffee - so yeah, in that sense it is worth as much as oil).

 

[stizzleomnibus]

That coffee comes in a 200 gram can. WTF is a gram? Is that like "grandmother" or something? I don't understand when things are in your goofy foreign languages.

Maybe it'll make more sense after I drink an oxhead of beer. It's Friday!

 

[Siren]

Gram: a unit of mass that belongs to the International System of Units (SI), aka what everyone else in the world uses for measurements, except for the UK and the US.

 

[Naglfar]

That coffee comes in a 200 gram can. WTF is a gram?

What, you've never sold any drugs before?!

 

[stizzleomnibus]

Gram: a unit of mass that belongs to the International System of Units (SI), aka what everyone else in the world uses for measurements, except for the UK and the US.

Maybe the rest of you should get on board. It's 2009!

 

[TheMindzI]

WTF is a gram?

1 gram = 0.00220462262185 pounds.

<insert mspaint dolphin-like drawing here>

 

[Andvarie]

Interresting I come to Discuss about Rammstein in a Dark Tranquillity Forum. That really pleases me. I to be honest didn´t expect them to be that ... "direkt".

I mean the Promo Videos with Till and Doom where ... still ok, but at Pauls it becomes "unused". I always knew them for provoking a little bit and doing this and that, but they never really got straight ... as they now showed this stuff without censorship. I hope the lyrics won´t be as straight as the ones we allready know from the Pussy chorus.
I want Metaphores again ( which leads us back to drawing ...... ).