warheart speech

[<-Warheart->]

Hey, hey... wait a minute... :zombie:

She's not lazy because she's fat... she's fat because she's lazy..

God I love her red box... that sounds bad... but you know what I mean

Is her box red because you fucked her sore? :zombie:

 

[Undefined]

Is her box red because you fucked her sore? :zombie:

LMAO, I knew something like that would be said....
But yeh, I don't fucking think so, hold on a sec... uke:uke:uke:
Ok.. I think I'm--uke:uke:uke:uke:

Wait.. uke:.. OK... uke:... All done.

NO FACKIN WAY! Not enough booze or hormones in the world to get anyone to fuck that retarded, disease-ridden flesh matress. UGH! uke:
LMAO! Though it might be cause I might shoot her in the pussy ala mortin scorsese's speech in the back of the cab about his cheatin wife in 'Taxi driver'... anyone got a .357?

 

[<-Warheart->]

I bet she'll end up posting a pic of herself and you won't be able to keep your dick in ur pants, you'll be regretting that post.

jks...

 

[Undefined]

I bet she'll end up posting a pic of herself and you won't be able to keep your dick in ur pants, you'll be regretting that post.

jks...

LOL, well yer right... once I see a pic of that fat fuck 40yr old... my dick will shrivel up and fall off... and as you said, will never be able to stay in my pants ever again

Might be able to keep it in a jar to scare guests afterwards though.

 

[-Merrild-]

heartless_name is fucking annoying with his smileys and his lame ass jokes.

 

[<-Warheart->]

I meant in a different way but ok.

 

[Undefined]

I meant in a different way but ok.

lol, I know what you meant.. contrary to popular belief I am not a retard

P.S. FTW is this thread.. has this dude never heard of Wikipedia? or Scythes of Bodom?

 

[<-Warheart->]

Oh ok gdgd.

I'm guessing he hasn't, he only has 2 posts.

 

[Undefined]

Oh ok gdgd.

I'm guessing he hasn't, he only has 2 posts.

I spose yer right...
...guess his number of posts is equivalent to the number of braincells he has.

 

[<-Warheart->]

*shrugs* Probably.