Warwick Capper stars in porn movie

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Warwick Capper stars in porn movie

Sunday Aug 5 06:09 AEST
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Former Australian Rules star Warwick Capper is now the star of an X-rated porn film.

The 44-year-old former high flying Sydney Swan appears in the film with his 25-year-old girlfriend Kristy, News Limited newspapers say.

The 69-minute film has been bought by a Melbourne distributor and could feature on an American website and make up to $1 million, News Limited says.

A confessed sex icon, Capper says it is every man's fantasy to star in a porn movie. "I've had a lot of practice being a sex symbol, so if you've got it, flaunt it," Capper said.

"I've done everything else, so it's something a bit different. It's every man's fantasy.

"I think I'm Australia's answer to Paris Hilton. Someone also said I'm like David Beckham. I'm a good looking footballer with the same quick wit."
Capper says the film has been tastefully compiled.

"I thought of naming it Inside Work. I used to take high marks. Now I'm jumping high off cupboards," he said.

Buyer Robert, who did not want to disclose his surname, said he was a long-time Swans fan.

"He's got a remote control, zooming in and zooming out," Robert said.
"They use the toys and pretty much do the whole kit and caboodle.
"I've had some offers so far, but at the end of the day I want more than what I paid."

Capper has posed for Penthouse many times and was the first person to be kicked out of Celebrity Big Brother.


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=64519
 
Was Warwick Capper actually a good player, or was he only famous because he sold magazines and such? I have no knowledge of Aussie Rules so I'm clueless.
 
He was very good at Sydney. At primary school kids used to jump on one's back and yell out "Cappeeerrrr" i.e. pretending to take a big mark. Then he moved to Brisbane and didn't do as well.

He's a dumb bastard, but at least he's not short of confidence!

:lol: The film goes for 69 minutes. :lol:
 
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winmar, perfect description of the bloke.

Didn't he end up shagging Dr Eddlestone (of I use laser and gladwrap to remove tattoos fame)'s missus.

She'd be way more than 25 by now...lest Eddlestone was a paedophile.
 
Warwick Capper was in the row in front of me when I saw Motley Crue. He stood the whole time and sometimes did this weird shaking of his hands by his head, like he was in black & white minstrel show.
 
While Capper was a good player, he was more of a marketing ploy for the Swans. The team wasn't doing very well so they needed something to get people in.... and the best way was by having a "sex symbol" on the team. If you get women in, the men will follow. Or alternatively, the women who'd normally stay home will come with the men

The fact that most people remember him for his short-shorts says alot about his actual playing ability
 
He did manage to kick a ton once though, so he did have some talent.

I saw him a couple of times in the city last year. Once he was wearing an Eminem jacket. Perhaps he doesn't realise he's no longer teenager. :)