watcha need ... the boredom game

[lurch70]

Go to www.google.com and type: (your name) needs
Click search and see what you need....


>>>

Sir Aurel Stein hardly needs any introduction. His name is linked with explorations and excavations.

Aurel provides a variety of training options to suite your needs.

 

[MFJ]

"Sorry my dear, Max Johnson needs no appointment" He walks to the door, to the side of the secretary's desk, & opens it.

Scene 5: The man, Max Johnson, enters an office. The executive behind the desk, who's name plaque reads: Peter Gilmur VP of animation, says "how did you get past the gaurds, who are you?" "My name is Max" he says as he picks up the name plaque "and you should be a less concerned with how I got in here, as to how you're getting out" "I don't understand, what do you want" asks Gilmur. "Want!" yells Max, "I wanted recognition, but, I'll settle for destruction" With one hand he sqeezes the plaque, & it shatters into tiny peices. Gilmur screams, "pease don't" asks Max "I have very sensitive ears, now Mr. Gilmur" "yes" he replies "I promise not to hurt you, alright?" "Okay, but what do you want?" "All I ask, is that you look up." They both look up, & instantly a giant mallet wacks Gilmur.

 

[neal]

i got a link to a blog where the dude did the same thing:

So y'all heard about this? To find out what you really need, go to Google and search for your name and needs. For example, I used "Neal needs" (gotta use the quotes). So here are the top results.


1. Neal must reverse a huge earnings slide
2. Neal needs an editor
3. Neal needs an avatar
4. Neal needs similar grass-roots support
5. Neal needs two wins
6. Neal needs improvement
7. Neal needs to become a better passer
8. Neal needs to focus on local dilemmas
9. Neal needs to email you for more details
10. Neal needs you people
11. Neal needs a breather
12. Neal needs to get better looks
13. Neal needs 44009 people
14. Neal needs to be commended on his outgoing personality
15. Neal needs to look in the mirror

I like #12.
What do you get?

 

[snow2fall]

Maren needs someone more active, but i'll never give up. 7:24 PM
So come Buy with Bid On Auctions for all your Maren needs.
Maren needs to shut down the entire cell phone network of Chicago.
Maren needs her hair washed and combed.
Maren needs a drink.
maren needs more balls

 

[circus_brimstone]

Jason needs a Pismo.
Jason needs your micro-cash.
Jason needs to SHUT UP when he's a moderator about his opinions especially when he's not even an actual developer!
Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat.
Jason needs to die already - he is the reason Smallville sucks so much. ( )
Jason needs some developers.
Jason needs surgery.

 

[SonOfNun]

Josh needs a new bicycle.
Josh needs our help and prayer.
Josh needs to be around people more often.
Josh needs more radical treatment.
Josh needs support to learn how to express his anger appropriately.
Josh needs some tips on how to dress.
Joshua needs a disciple and soul mate. (#1)
Joshua needs 24 hours a day.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

hahaha, random

I am vey p#ssed off, Matthew Wright needs to be shot and the Crows need to come
back for a proper set, that only lasted 22 mins including hanginaround remix ...

Matthew needs a job! Matthew needs time out! And a hug! Matthew needs a family
that is structured and consistent Matthew needs a winter coat ...

Matthew needs a winter coat Why Did Matthew Need Dead Babies? All Matthew needs
is a little imagination *** This is so true Feel good...Be evil. ...

I think matthew needs to be 'teached' english before general studies....
taught matthew, taught! Logged. LALALALALA! hurricanehair ...

 

[Ellestin]

Bertrand needs an electric-assisted tricycle

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I go the blog for an inmate on death row who wants pen pals.

http://www.todesstrafe-usa.de/death_penalty/voices_ga_cook.htm

 

[NAD]

adrian needs some fucking poontang
adrian needs a Spector bass
adrian needs another beer
adrian needs to finish the damn Pynchon book that is boring him, in order to move on to something more interesting
adrian needs to move far away
adrian needs some like, ummm... shitz

ps: i cheated

 

[Dev]

[SIZE=-1]Francois needs to be more careful at the start with one minute to go.
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Francois needs to go take a crap now.
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]François needs to refill your glasses.
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Francois needs to pretend to be gay.
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] Francois needs to re-consider this improvement.
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Francois needs a good swift boot in the backside is what he needs.
[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Francois needs to know.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
[/SIZE]

 

[NAD]

[SIZE=-1]Francois needs to pretend to be gay.
[/SIZE]

hahahhaha Best. Advice. EVAR.

 

[Dev]

Yeah I guess I really need to do it . 'Cause google > *

 

[Krilons Resa]

Gay or straight, Kenny needs to be honest with himself first of all and if he loves his fans like he says he does and wants to do music for the love of it - then coming out wouldn't matter. But unfortunately it seems to be more about fame/money-- keeping both instead of honesty. Too bad.

 

[lurch70]

hahaha ... NAD needs to follow instructions ... just once in his life

probably you'lll get a bunch of Maiden related "needs"

 

[dorian gray]

1. Jonathan needs an experienced, skilled family that is understanding of his special needs.
2. Jonathan needs to go.
3. Jonathan needs prayer.
4. Jonathan needs to start drinking more beer.
5. Jonathan needs to draw up a business plan to demonstrate to potential backers that his idea is a sound investment.
6. Jonathan needs to restructure his portfolio.
7. Jonathan needs to leave.
8. Jonathan needs some help with healthy eating and exercise.
9. Jonathan needs to have the s*** beat out of him.
10. Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards.

LOL @ #4,9

 

[Demonspell]

Bryan needs to see this as a positive
Bryan needs can be quickly and efficiently handled by the pharmacy agencies listed below.
Bryan needs to hear from you on your concerns about potential reductions in multiple uses without provisions
bryan needs some traveling money!
Bryan needs a family that can provide him structure, and one that is totally committed to him.
Bryan needs new shorts as he keeps increasing our acorn count.
Bryan needs to decide what audience he wishes to reach: Health care providers? Elderly patients?
Bryan needs his own blog (provided his wife allows it of course). Next thing you know, “cripple-kickers” will be allowed to post at length...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Haha, the search led to somebody else with the same name who had done this exact thing already. He saved me some time with copying and pasting.

Eric needs Cable

Eric Needs to Grow Up!

Eric needs to contact you!!!!

Eric needs help...can u help him?

What Eric needs is an infrastructure that breaks the silo barriers to reach across application and departments– a high-level “reference architecture” that describes the major components of an SOA and their relationship to one another.

Eric needs to be able to look at his parents and see unconditional love and pride.

In order to accommodate these disabilities, Eric needs access to learning opportunities so that he can "begin working toward achieving standards".

Eric Needs to Deploy a JAR File.

Eric needs to capture the type of things that need to be included in workflow.

Eric needs a couple of volunteers to help him man the table to sell tickets for the Sex Toys Show; Tickets are $ 8.

The computer then checks the current traffic news and finds that there is a traffic jam on the road Eric needs to take to get to the meeting and the bus Eric needs to take will most likely take longer than usual.

Eric Needs Stitches

Your bill may be close to that depending on the level of care Eric needs.

ERIC needs friends.

I think he's EXACTLY what Eric needs to help his business suceed right now but as a person I find his new partner to be about as retarded and sleazy as they come.

 

[dorian gray]

what is this thing anyway?