Ways to not get laid...

[Troyanasy]

1 Tell the girl she looks like the dude Meatloaf,but with smaller titses
2 Tell her her ass looks like a billboard
3 pretend your blind and say "this fish market needs some glade pluggins"
4 Ask the lady if she has seen more cock ends then weekends
5 If you have asked any of these questions,hope you get smacked and a kick to the bag area haha
6 I did not make these sayings up it was .....LOM that crazy brain washa (rap style)

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Meat Loaf fucking rocks, seriously.......what a cool motherfucker.

 

[Troyanasy]

You just like them breasstess from fight club!!!

He sang on Ted Nugents album "Cat Scratch Fever"

No Joke

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"6 I did not make these sayings up it was .....LOM that crazy brain washa (rap style)"

4 shizzle meh nizzle!

 

[Volke]

pretend your blind and say "this fish market needs some glade pluggins"

Okay I knew a woman that smelled like that everytime she took her pants off...You didn't want to get laid the smell was that bad.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

You just like them breasstess from fight club!!!

No man, it was seeing the back of his head blown off, I saw how great of a satanic skullfuck he'd make.

 

[Troyanasy]

It was LoM and this tyrant.....help

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

man, i'm already mastered the ways to NOT get laid..... now if only i could master the opposite...

 

[Junkie]

Introduce yerself as Richard Gozinya..... But you can call me Dick.

Amazingly that did get me a fairly desperate woman. Must have needed validation or something.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

"Hi, i'm Will Bozarth"