We need to resurrect the titty threads...

[CubanDude]

Although apparently one of my friends banged his woman, in the ass, while she was sleeping. *super fucking high five to that bro*

Mad rapist skills

 

[LeSedna]

-

 

[Skinny Viking]

You would be surprised at how many girls fantasize about this or something similar

truth

 

[Skinny Viking]

Mad rapist skills

either that or the smallest cock in the world

 

[bryan_kilco]

 

[Skinny Viking]

guess now we know why his nickname is "Critter"

 

[bryan_kilco]

guess now we know why his nickname is "Critter"

Actually, that was a different dude.

 

[Skinny Viking]

not in MY mind

 

[bryan_kilco]

This shit's getting deep.

 

[colonel kurtz]

You would be surprised at how many girls fantasize about this or something similar

fuck a fantasy...my woman loves waking up to a stiff one in her

just like i love waking up to my boner in her mouth

 

[monoxide_child]

wait a min
can we have a titties thread if there's no nipples??
if not you guys could just post tittie-pics in these other Ultimate Metal threads

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/bloodbath/839539-non-nude-iii-reckoning.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/general-discussion/840216-babe-thread.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/chat/696655-does-anyone-think-sexy.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/cob-off-topic/787503-these-girls-sexy.html

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/anthrax/776836-these-girls-sexy.html

please post in these threads

seriously
just post in these links i posed
please

 

[plague_rider]

fuck a fantasy...my woman loves waking up to a stiff one in her

just like i love waking up to my boner in her mouth

Its always a win getting woken up in the middle of the night too... the only time i'll tolerate being woken up...

 

[timislegend]

Reminds me of that scene in Tommy Boy lol

i knew a guy who knew a guy and him and her GOT IT ON!

no no they didn't

*Billy Madison