We should schedule a board sick-in for sometime in September

[lizard]

how will my family afford their pork rinds and potted meat, if I don't provide

 

[minxnim]

my dad eats both of those things.

THEY'LL LIVE! tell them to walk it off.

 

[avi]

since I work for a small company, shit gets broken when I'm not around and makes my life hell.

 

[FuSoYa]

Happens to me too, but you have to remember what's really important.

(nintendo)

 

[FrostGiant]

I like pork rinds but what the hell is potted meat?

 

[lizard]

THE_PREPPY = ADVOCATE OF EXPLOITATION OF THE PROLETARIAT

 

[minxnim]

avi- i am the only one here that can do and does do my job. so when i'm not here, they technically close the program i run.

oh well! they'll get over it!

 

[avi]

I just can't let myself do that.

damn protestant work ethic.

 

[lizard]

there was a woman here at work that would smear this stuff on graham crackers and chow...one day she hurled in her trash can, after that wonderful concoction had stewed in her digestive juices for a while. you do not ever want to smell that.

 

[lizard]

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

oh...dear....LORD

 

[avi]

subtitle for this thread: "reasons not to live in the midwest"

 

[minxnim]

my dad totally eats snakes and stuff all the time he's so gross!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I love au jus

 

[lizard]

check this site out!!!
eat your au juses out, easterners!
!!!http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/viewmeats/!!!-browsemeat.htm

 

[chupe666]

i don't believe we have that many rattlesnakes, alligator, or buffalo in this part of the midwest. elk either, but they're probably the most plausible.

 

[lizard]

http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com

 

[chupe666]

okay, we do have possum.

but i don't put it in cans- i eat it right off the bone!

 

[chupe666]

holy crap there is still a price tag on the top of that

 

[xfer]

nothing wrong with eating snakes.

also, re: the sick-in. think of this as a protest! we'll sink the Bush economy by all calling in sick at once!