weird, our album is already listed for sale on the internet

[FalseTodd]

Dear Zorn,
The description of my band did not give me a boner.
Love, Toby

 

[chupe666]

The use of more descriptive words such as "cucumber", "zebu", and "GREGarious" would be most beneficial in attaining such sensual splendor.

xoxo!
Greg

 

[FuSoYa]

I thought I was very polite and gracious.

 

[Firedwarf]

Yeah, er..."dark metal..NOW WITH FRENCH HORN, AND MORE!"

 

[avi]

instead of describing what it IS, howabout the press release just describes what it ISN'T?

 

[FuSoYa]

It's interesting, to say the least, how Tzadik, being outside of any metal scene whatsoever, was probably genuinely unaware of the implications of that description.

 

[chupe666]

yeah- in fact, they were quite possibly trying to distance it from the usual descriptions that might be given to Tzadik releases, such as "avant garde", "artsy", "philosophical", "astral", etc.

ok, i had a little fun with that last one

 

[Firedwarf]

When is indieworkshop going to be posting the review of the album, anyway? Few weeks?

 

[deadair]

yes... soon. next week, or the next

 

[FrostGiant]

What the hell is indieworkshop?

 

[xfer]

What the hell is the Internet?

 

[kleo706]

It could be worse. Imagine if you will...
Kato-Doot

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[RealmArchitect]

Its not hip hop, not salsa, not techno, country, raggae, or R&B maybe a little polka, jazz, bluegrass, progressive...

thing in which is hard to describe in its intirety.

But this is without hearing it, so i can't really say then can i?

 

[FuSoYa]

I had a conversation with them about it - it may be too late to change but at least there's a little more understanding. I probably created a rift, I'm such an ass sometimes.

 

[Static]

Dear Zorn,

I thought we agreed on "Pretentious, compositional fag music". Please rectify.

Sincerely,

Toby

MWhahahahahahhahahahaha!!

Thanks for the lol!


Rectify...*snicker*