Well, that's settled then. I'm glad they cleared that up for us!
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~Lynn~
Bah...
Give politicians anything and they will fuck it up. Climate Change is a broad definition. Is it happening? It appears so. Is it caused by man through green house gases, deforestation, and other ways we fuck with the planet. Or through natural means such as the Axis of Percession and cyclical long term events. Probably both. Give a human anything and they will fuck it up. Axis of Percession is already a proven theory.
"Accurate" weather keeping has only been done for approximately 100 years. Though the past near two decades have had at least seven of the warmest years on record.
Politically "climate change" is the oppourtunity to make certain circles billions upon billions of dollars as well.
"Accurate" weather keeping has only been done for approximately 100 years. Though the past near two decades have had at least seven of the warmest years on record.
Politically "climate change" is the oppourtunity to make certain circles billions upon billions of dollars as well.
Dead_Lioness
Godless
I know, right? But I've learned a valuable lesson from this. Saved myself hours. Earlier today, based on the findings of an independent, bipartisan panel of my pets, I voted down dusting. It turns out that the societal fascination with dusting is nothing more than a conspiracy, and the dust I find in my home is planted by the conspiracists to support their agenda.
In sharing my revelation with a friend, I learned that she'd recently voted down laundry in her home for much the same reason. On careful study, she learned that a single female had somehow gone through 11 pairs of socks and underwear in a single week. Now how does that add up? Well, of course, it doesn't, unless you're on to the godless commie pinkos that are planting that crap in your home to keep you busy while they're doing god-knows-what.
As a result of our individual findings, and the mighty summit that occurred earlier today via fb chat, we have commissioned a larger independent study of the entire phenomenon of housework. We are convinced these two smaller incidents are related to this larger conspiracy. The independent panel, headed up by Starbreaker and Skippy (in my house, bipartisan means the dog and the cat agree) will begin as soon as I've taken Star for walkies and fed Skippy what she feels to be a sufficient quantity of kitty crack. But I think the handwriting is already on the wall, so to speak, and their findings, inevitable.
In sharing my revelation with a friend, I learned that she'd recently voted down laundry in her home for much the same reason. On careful study, she learned that a single female had somehow gone through 11 pairs of socks and underwear in a single week. Now how does that add up? Well, of course, it doesn't, unless you're on to the godless commie pinkos that are planting that crap in your home to keep you busy while they're doing god-knows-what.
As a result of our individual findings, and the mighty summit that occurred earlier today via fb chat, we have commissioned a larger independent study of the entire phenomenon of housework. We are convinced these two smaller incidents are related to this larger conspiracy. The independent panel, headed up by Starbreaker and Skippy (in my house, bipartisan means the dog and the cat agree) will begin as soon as I've taken Star for walkies and fed Skippy what she feels to be a sufficient quantity of kitty crack. But I think the handwriting is already on the wall, so to speak, and their findings, inevitable.
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
one of the comments there gave a pretty good answer though..
of course I don't know because I'm just a swede
of course I don't know because I'm just a swede
EricT
Don't you ever get...
In Utah, we just don't give a fuck. The less money these dudes allocate to gay ass climate changing shit, the more money they have to open up some more liquor stores.
Dead_Lioness
Godless
^ I'm all for Utah people drink themselves to death actually.
They will definitely keep busy with being drunk/stupid/dead, which is good for the rest of the world.
Just do me a favor, recycle those empty bottles.
They will definitely keep busy with being drunk/stupid/dead, which is good for the rest of the world.
Just do me a favor, recycle those empty bottles.
Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
EricT
Don't you ever get...
EricT
Don't you ever get...
You've always made it sound like a miserable place but god damn.
What can I say, the state has been really growing on me. Now that I'm older, I like the idea that I can go buy a gun and shoot it in the parking lot on the same day if I want. It's the little shit that really goes a long way.
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