'well this haircut here (points to picture) doesn't look flattering on anyone'

[lizard]

Larry King says you should drink mass quantities of grape juice because its good for your heart.

he should know, the stupid heart-attack having moron.

 

[xfer]

it also attracts dozens of marriageable women!

 

[TheNewChupe]

wait- there are white cranberries? or is it just regular cranberry juice zapped somehow?

also: more on the chicken biscuit.

 

[minxnim]

i do not like chicken biscuits although when i was little my dad would get a bunch of biscuits from KFC and we'd eat them and then get really thirsty and slam down huge things of grape soda in a contest sort of deal.

 

[xfer]

actual white cranberries--ocean spray says "harvested a few weeks earlier than red", but i'm unsure if they mean a different crop, or just red cranberries that havent tarted up.

http://www.oceanspray.com/prod_white.asp

the white-cran-peach juice is really good, too.

 

[lizard]

that sounds good.

 

[coelacanth_M]

gah, what the fuck's wrong with you people?!

DO NOT DRINK WHITE CRANBERRY JUICE.

it's fucking gross. it tastes like chewing on year-old cum socks, in liquid form.

it's just a very very WRONG DRINK.

 

[minxnim]

i can only imagine. but cum socks would give you mouth babies whereas white cranberry juice would just give you mouth sores.

 

[AndICried]

Do the babies come out of your mouth?

 

[minxnim]

it depends.