Wendy rules

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

YOU A VEGAN?!

pffffft

 

[Chromatose]

no, not vegan... cheese rocks.

 

[neal]

yeh cheese is the shit. i especially like it on BURGERS!
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

With dead mammal flesh.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

YES! \m/

 

[Chromatose]

you're just jealous 'cause your thanksgiving dinners don't come in a box.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

best everybody loves raymond episode EVER

 

[Chromatose]

lol.. I must've missed that one ...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

duuude

its fucking hilarious, I had epileptic seizures from laughing

 

[neal]

tofurky hahaha who the fuck comes up with these names?
-neal

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Captain Beard]

I eat so many animal-laced products I'd never be able to eat again if I went veggie.

 

[neal]

wow ill bet that tastes just like shit. (metaphor, dont say 'how do you know' or 'wow you eat shit' cause ill smack ya)
-neal

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh wait, here's one: Water.
And another: Soda.

That's all.

 

[Chromatose]

it tastes like shit, I don't eat it, just posting it for the bad name.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't like mayo much anyway, only on sandwiches and with artichoke leaves.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

what about with blood of the innocent?

 

[Captain Beard]

That goes in my mead.

 

[Chromatose]

i prefer to use honey

 

[neal]

i prefer capn morgan and coke.
-neal