What Alexi really says in Hatebreeder?

[LifeDepraved]

What Alexi Really says in the song - Children of Bodom

YA YOW!

In the sauce of jongers
Well ah, into bad shows of the bow we yow now
The Wallflower walkmen dont like no jewish pies
OH MY MAIN SHIN
They're gonna sass up me arse
Yack my mow yow
It tries to yar my fucking rarrrrr

The props to fuck up my cops saw
wel catsup ye ming, i said yarrrr
This a mority, mow yow this a kicked up yarrrr
Just billy up your jimmy yow wow wrrrorrrrororr
yow wow, when i say yow, i say yarrrrrrr

GO!

HE Wants a big A plus
where With a bone out yow white why
where a yar a soul that psycho down

YOW yow YOW yow

Chorus:
Children of Bodom wants a young hair now
Wants a sass with a right now here yowww
Flower to the boss, bring us all down yow
Want a big ass? so yowwwwwwwwwwww

Yow we ow in a big arse do now
what art do nowww
ya thats a warrior in a, in a big ass king waorrrrr
Just feel me up like jimmy joe now wowarrrrrrr
well give me yarrr like a yarrrr, yo in a yar, yo doe yarrrrrrrrrrrr

THIS IS A DIME
FINAL VEGIS
WE HAVE COVERED
DINOSAURS TO
REINCURSE THE MIGHTY SLOTH DAYAHHH
LEMME TELL ME
YOU'RE A YOUNG NARSEE
DO WE ARRRRRRRRRSSSSEEEE?

HUWAH

CHORUS plus an extra YOWWWWWWWWW

 

[Lanterns]

*bump*

Zum Quietschen!

 

[Ilse]

HAHaahHh, awesome!

 

[Enemy242]

the reason for bumping this topic was....why?....

 

[LazyGuitar]

AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT THINKS THIS IS PROBABLY THE LEAST FUNNY THING THEY'VE EVER READ?

Seriously, this is fucking shit.


EDIT; Upon taking bobs advice, it's uncanny, but still not funny.

 

[Enemy242]

i didn't think it was that great either

 

[Reisberg]

Waste of forum bandwidth

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

That's almost what I heard too, the first time

 

[bobvex]

for those of you that don't know, read the lyrics while listening to the song.

THese are classis, and fuckin hilarious.

 

[_FollowTheReaper_]

Alexi has wrote so powerful lyrics in his youngness

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Just billy up your jimmy yow wow wrrrorrrrororr
yow wow, when i say yow, i say yarrrrrrr

I think this stuff is serious.
And it just tells what a terrible album Hatebreeder is..

 

[LifeDepraved]

Wow, I made that almost two years ago. Brings back fond memories. I also have more but I don't want to make the diehards get their panties in a bundle.

 

[Lanterns]

Aww c'mon dude, post your shit -too bad for the diehards' panties!

 

[-Gavin-]

Lol, fucking hilarious...

But sonja, you do bump the most pointless shit.

 

[Lanterns]

But sonja, you do bump the most pointless shit.

Weeelll, the reason why I bumped this is:

Lol, fucking hilarious...

.

 

[Peyton]

AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT THINKS THIS IS PROBABLY THE LEAST FUNNY THING THEY'VE EVER READ?

Seriously, this is fucking shit.


EDIT; Upon taking bobs advice, it's uncanny, but still not funny.

yep

 

[Klein]

Great text!
Do as Bob said and I did: listen to the song while reading it!

@Lanterns: Thx for bumping!


...and Joonas: I don't know you, and I don't get angry too fast on the internet, but reading your comments is like..

Have you ever heard 'Towards Dead End' while riding on a motorbike going 150 km/h???

 

[-Gavin-]

Weeelll, the reason why I bumped this is:

.

I know, i wasn't saying Don't, it was just an observation

 

[Heavenscent]

...and Joonas: I don't know you, and I don't get angry too fast on the internet, but reading your comments is like..

Have you ever heard 'Towards Dead End' while riding on a motorbike going 150 km/h???

No, he's a real man who goes 150 mph while listeming to 'The Ace of Spades' on a bumpy country road.

 

[LifeDepraved]

What Alexi Really says in the song - Black Widow

ERRRR RIGHT

(WIRE) that fire burrows in my farrrrrrrt
Dont explain, jor the splain, your sauce all right
(Bring it Down) Your fan jets, bring your snow, into mine
To Morros cove, wont see slone, reee trowveee

Yowwwwwwwwwwwww

Fuck!

Whhhhhite

(MER DER) A fire buring inside my dupa
Wwwwwwwaaaaaaa aiiii ayyyyyyy

CHORUS:
HIYA: eee I seen her fire in my mind
TRIYA: Treat her face to well what are you a guy
MER DOW: Well eating you, call me to die
MOI YOW: A cum beck to ooooh, when im Ged

YOWWWW

YA woice is getting clo so, turd a fucking guy

WOOOWWWWW

HUWAH

WOOOOWWWW

3 am i got a larger eye then a beagles by far
YELLOW, talk to your ass hole

Yowwwww

CHORUS:
HIYA: Fi Ya its insane in my height
TRIYA: Lift her face, your bay, gonna dieee
MER DOW: Hey your my hero, Sunny, feel for me
MOI YOW: Coma bach to you, When i'm deeeeeee

I, Ted Dissy, I yow wow YOWWWWWWWW

(Take this as a joke, and if even you don't think that, then don't even bother posting, you're just making yourself look like a complete and total ass.) :Spin: