What Alexi really says in Hatebreeder?

[LifeDepraved]

What Alexi Really says in the song - Hatebreeder

REST NOW, SAYS NOW, TRY NOW, IT DROWN NOW, WATCH OUT, A YUMMY YES IS OUT,
A RUGBY YES IS OUT, GUMB AROUND, WASH YOURSELF, DONT EXPLAIN OWWWWWWW

AN EGG CHOW, RUBS HIS FEATHERS ON MY HEART, A CARD ON A FUCKING RIGHT NOW A SASS ROWWWWWWW

A SIGH NOW, REST NOW, CHARLIE MESS OW, YAD HIS SOUND A MAR YOWWWWWWW
A BIG DONG NOW, WHATS A SARS IN MY MANITEE, A SOLAR A FARG ENGAGE IN TRADER(INSERT ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT HERE)

CHORUS:
OHHH GREASY SODOMY
WILL MENACE PORT YOU WILL ALWAYS PEE
SO WHY YOWWW OH BE A V
SHUT YOUR FUCKING ARMS
A BE DEAD AHHH MEEEEE

YOWWWWWWWWWWWW

BURN A FART IN A FLAMING SUN
IN TARTER SAUCE WE DIVE
WE NEED AN OPEN PINK
PLACE MY SAUSAGE IN APART AND DIE

A CHOW YOW!

HU!

HUWAH!

A SLICING SLIMY TOADS
TIL NOTHING WORKS
I CRY YOUR FUCKING BUNCHA SELVES
WHATCHY OUT
I JAM YOUR VIBE DOWN PUTTING DES DOWN
I CARVE YOUR ASS HOLE
CRY YOUR FUCKING OH SEE IN THE

OHHH....CHORUS

(same rule applys here.)

 

[Lanterns]

YOWWW

 

[Lanterns]

Lololol thank you!!!

 

[Bodomist]

That was funny to read dude !

 

[Bodomist]

thank you for that

 

[Klein]

No, he's a real man who goes 150 mph while listeming to 'The Ace of Spades' on a bumpy country road.

Ha! I did that too!

And 150 mp/h is a BIT faster than 150 km/h...^^

And Joonas is either from Finnland or from Sweden, and Huskis can't go 150 km/h...

 

[Bodomist]

:Spin: awesome !

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Hahaha! OMG! Soooooo funny please make more of these! thx!

 

[Day_Before_Dawn]

lol, you should rewrite the album mate!

 

[Peyton]

i'm 99% honestly sure alexi says semen in one of the pauses in hatebreeder, its the pause right before the solos

 

[Blake]

Here's Hate Me!!!!

YOW!

Yak! I'm from the itches of a tater tot
Bring mom the juice and ill bust up this YOWWWW!!
The reeper's died, you pulled and pop to end my towel

Wait! I'm not a wizzard of a happy cow
The best erection ive even...WOW!!
You'll never dye your fucking hair partly for dying...WOOAAHHH!!!
Your fish is set on fire, so get away from my seals
I spit in front of everything I see

I gotta spare hair of a manatee
Not relieving why I have a total tie
The reaper shined while i pulled a ball to ask who i bound
Every....YAY! I'm gettin better at the tulip twine
Your mother quarter saws every grind!!!
Your never naming off all the pink i feel inside..WOOOOOAHHH!!!
A guy set on fire, so get away from my seals
This squirts every thing i see, I dont give a fuck, if you hate me!!

That ball I rape well I work for the guys!!!!
Show me the way to your plate of fries!!!!!!!

Your gonna lay me off a fat cow!!
All that ice standing off the wall!!!
Your a biggy gay, now count the whores!!!
I'll let it grow, down your white lying eyes!!

 

[Alachi]

hey some admin stop this shit please

 

[Lari]

Hate Me! is genius! Keep it up dude.

 

[RiderOfJustice]

Hello everyone, Well Me, My Brother, And a friend, Inspired by a thread on this board, Made lyrics to some bodom songs, how they were Meant to be.


Northern Comfort (Listen to Songs while reading lyrics)

Your the one who makes me fly in the gate
Your the witch who gives me pow winters clide
Your the butt a jew would never live by
Your allowed to shake it bowly RRAAWWWR

Your a loaf

Now you layed me on the puppies eyes
I wasn't ready for the sunlight to go through my yard


YAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Take me with you, take me far, take me away for the pillow show
Don't be late, to the spot, lick their tender loins

Now I ate on the floor alone
Swine I should of made all the rot to the bone
Bet his game the doors he bought belong
But am I to sit on the porch while the faucet is onnnnn ya

OOAH

Your the dog chewing eye
Throwing bags to the spine
I wasn't ready for this tai bo
Gimme guns to just throwwwww ya

Like lightning from a spy
The moons assault with pie
Da wizard ate a whale.... eye

Your bed is fine, I'm lying down
Free light I'm happy to bow
Do you eat flies alive
Take me to the slide nooooooow!


Towards Dead End....

Now frickin the light i end in a Pow,
Dont fuck with asians smack them both.
YOWWWWW
PHEWWWWWW
Prevail,
Your sanity Opayyyy,
Your puppy is silenced into weiner side a tee,
No matter where i am,
Robber no woa hoyyyyyyy
My dreams are shattering to dancing party tearrrrr,
A sneeze would flip me down down down down from my FACCEEE
A wall came tumbling dead now,
while walking on my lawwnnn,
to step behind and stand a towel,
As eyes scaring charlie now way through this scumball, Deathrollll!!!
soon will be the time i have to roll.....
Look at my Nail..
the end drawing down..
Another Night a walk,
Watch his Booowwwwllllllll,,
You can hurt me,
but u can not Pizaze me No.
woooaaowww..
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YOW,


Your puppy is silenced into weiner side a tee,
No matter where i am,
Robber no woa hoyyyyyyy
Im going over
The tears i thought i bleeed
So fuck the world i go now i dont caree
Who cares?
A wall came tumbling dead now,
while walking on my lawwnnn,
Two Slaps a go i pissed insanity
As i strolling going my way i beat dow wown kid rock
Sound Town is the time i have to go........


Those are the completed ones,

Mask of Sanity (incomplete)

i dont care,
messy was,
soar,
doesnt matter,
walk away FROM
a better rain so sled for me and roooooow
die my sinner slide,
gas for you both and get away from me
i got a whiff now im not to be a loooone


More to come hopefully!

This is a joke dont take it seriously

 

[LazyGuitar]

I understand it's a joke and all, and I do have a sense of humour...but I'm yet to find any of these remotely funny, ah well, no doubt I'll be suprised soon.

 

[LifeDepraved]

The Real Deadnight Warrior

HUWAH!

YAH!

Defile My Gay Light Swan To The Brits, Ghetto Shadows! (Shadows)
Derive My Feel And Rape My Wife Upon The Sky!

His Arms Are Opened Wide, He Swore Me Back!
Just Get My Opeth's In The Skyyy!
It Read White Sand Truck In My Eyes!

If The Day Don't Die, Let's Hit A Wall Dope Head, Let's Die Get Out The Way, Scopin' Another Moonlight Shadow
JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY! FOR ETERNITAY! WHO!?

If A Gay Doesn't Feel WHAT!? Feel your guy, GET OUT! It's A Graveyard Life.
See The Gay Guy, Raking, Getting Hard Off...TODAY I FUCK YOUR FART!

So Wait It Off, Call Me Name Again, (IT'S BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!), Set It Off, So Scream In Pain, I CAN'T WAIT (MWAHAHAH!)

So Suck Your Life Out, Swear Me Black! So Jeff Found Projects In The Skies! THIS RED-WHITE EXCEDRIN IN MY EYES!

HUWAH!

Did It Suck To Wait And Cry Out? Dead From Hungry Whales!
Well I'll Come Shatter, Moonlight Shadows, SEXY IT OUT!

YOU AND YOUR CARCASS, SHE WON!
HEY, YEAH NEAL, WE WON!
(You Never Controlled It)
WE'RE NOT WILD!
PRAY FOR ME!
Fuck, Fuck, FUCK TO OWN!


(And also, Fuck you haters that don't want me to post these, you are truly pathetic and as moronic as a christian, suck my cock)

 

[eva_dolly]

FOL these are just plain hilrious XD

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

*Rolls on floor laughing.*

 

[The Soulforged]

hehe i never knew black widow was about that! it always reminded me of the ewoks in return of the jedi when they fight the stormtroopers

 

[LazyGuitar]

(And also, Fuck you haters that don't want me to post these, you are truly pathetic and as moronic as a christian, suck my cock)

ROFL. Now that's funny.