What Alexi really says in Hatebreeder?

[-Unhallowed-]

Here's Hate Me!!!!

YOW!

Yak! I'm from the itches of a tater tot
Bring mom the juice and ill bust up this YOWWWW!!
The reeper's died, you pulled and pop to end my towel

Wait! I'm not a wizzard of a happy cow
The best erection ive even...WOW!!
You'll never dye your fucking hair partly for dying...WOOAAHHH!!!
Your fish is set on fire, so get away from my seals
I spit in front of everything I see

I gotta spare hair of a manatee
Not relieving why I have a total tie
The reaper shined while i pulled a ball to ask who i bound
Every....YAY! I'm gettin better at the tulip twine
Your mother quarter saws every grind!!!
Your never naming off all the pink i feel inside..WOOOOOAHHH!!!
A guy set on fire, so get away from my seals
This squirts every thing i see, I dont give a fuck, if you hate me!!

That ball I rape well I work for the guys!!!!
Show me the way to your plate of fries!!!!!!!

Your gonna lay me off a fat cow!!
All that ice standing off the wall!!!
Your a biggy gay, now count the whores!!!
I'll let it grow, down your white lying eyes!!

Thats some funny shit dude

 

[LifeDepraved]

The Real NAIL!

OOH!

WOW!

Well, cock in their set off, yeah I better suck it, CROTCH ROT!
Fucking all their pain, With double panties, Sean that's so!
Walk away from Steve-o, face his homeland, FIDEL CASTRO!
A Jigga-boo flys day by day, we are stong...AUDIT!!!

YOW!

YO! Killer, Spencer's gonna die.
My watch is falling down, I'm good, Hi!

YOWWWWWWW YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

In the gardens of "Do Drum Your Bath"
Semen be numb, "My Hockey My Back"
Said something, "We hard, mark my head!"

So the rest is just too hard, god will take, your brain left of god creamin'!
No, no if I forget to take gods words, SUCK IT IKE!

Statue, I, Don't wake up to wake up.
Neverland addiction, come mother push me against the wall. THAT'S TOO HARD!
Sans the difference, who am I to fuck your heart?
Press my heart to kill Opeth, Do my son, DO HIM HARD! WHO!?

HUWA!!!!

FUCK OFF! GET OUT! DEZ IS GONNA DIE! GET THE FUCK OUT! WHY, DO YOU WANNA TRY?!

YOW!

HUWAH!!!

WOW! MWHAHAHAH!

Guys you have to fuck my goat.
He lost his eye, suck it out.
SUCK IT HARD, YOW!!!!
Ted threw it out, suck us dry.
Let's do nothing, Let's get it out.
Whip it hard!!!!!!

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[Lola]

The Real NAIL!

OOH!

WOW!

Well, cock in their set off, yeah I better suck it, CROTCH ROT!
Fucking all their pain, With double panties, Sean that's so!
Walk away from Steve-o, face his homeland, FIDEL CASTRO!
A Jigga-boo flys day by day, we are stong...AUDIT!!!

YOW!

YO! Killer, Spencer's gonna die.
My watch is falling down, I'm good, Hi!

YOWWWWWWW YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

In the gardens of "Do Drum Your Bath"
Semen be numb, "My Hockey My Back"
Said something, "We hard, mark my head!"

So the rest is just too hard, god will take, your brain left of god creamin'!
No, no if I forget to take gods words, SUCK IT IKE!

Statue, I, Don't wake up to wake up.
Neverland addiction, come mother push me against the wall. THAT'S TOO HARD!
Sans the difference, who am I to fuck your heart?
Press my heart to kill Opeth, Do my son, DO HIM HARD! WHO!?

HUWA!!!!

FUCK OFF! GET OUT! DEZ IS GONNA DIE! GET THE FUCK OUT! WHY, DO YOU WANNA TRY?!

YOW!

HUWAH!!!

WOW! MWHAHAHAH!

Guys you have to fuck my goat.
He lost his eye, suck it out.
SUCK IT HARD, YOW!!!!
Ted threw it out, suck us dry.
Let's do nothing, Let's get it out.
Whip it hard!!!!!!

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

You sick bas-turd!!Guys you have to fuck my goat.....

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Wow! Alexi has a goat!? I never knew! (He's such a cool guy )

 

[The Bringer]

Anymore?

 

[Hatebreeder86]

haha that the nail made me laugh

 

[enjoi17]

 

[Lanterns]

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

rofl at the first one, feel me up like jimmy joe, thats hilarious

 

[The Bringer]

I think Deadnight Warrior is my favorite and then "Show me the way to your plate of fries"

 

[Nick Brookes]

I think this stuff is serious.
And it just tells what a terrible album Hatebreeder is..

how is hatebreeder a shit album, i but you love are you dead yet??

 

[The Bringer]

nu-metal/metalcore fan.

 

[Nick Brookes]

is he from the us

 

[GhostOfPerdition]

hey some admin stop this shit please

Go eat some ravioli you fucking whiner.

 

[Hrafn]

amen

this thread is pure sex

 

[Blake]

lol i forgot all about my version of hate me!

 

[Lithium]

fuck off. Everyone. Put this thread in the off-topic section.
stop this shit

Fuckin Italian retard....get the fuck outta here....this shit is OMFG FUNNY!!!!!! Make more!!!!!

 

[Lithium]

Yeah, I fuckin hate them Itys

+1 Totally agree m8

 

[Something Wild]

Children of Decadence

OWW!!

Running on a dollar of the moonlight shadow, deathroll
In the night, hoping, running wild
With the world watching morooooon!
COME TOMORROW!

As we're walking through the Bayern
Abreast within a soooul
Oh I'll take a map to the place I'll go!
You will never be the saaame

You wrap my balls around in my testicle!
Oooh I know you wanna fuck me 'cause you're feeling rare
Ya get no way son, leave them, buddy get 'em on
...so don't! Motherfucker I'll kill your face, YAOWW!!

You rather blow you sit and whine I have to oh my god
Tell me of Renault, we always fight that price!
No time we got to play Barberossa, go up at night
Touch-down of everything, I WERE RIGHT!
IF WE FIGHT WE'LL WIN!
We motherfucking die and HEY,
What? Sorry? Die, eh?

Aww Rhett, a buck of water and a stick for where you're supposed to go
But that is all I ever got, that is all I ever get so I took credit caaaaaard!!

As we're walking to the FAYAOWW!
That purrs within a soul
If you wanna take a card to the place I'll pay!
You will never be the saaame

You wrap my balls around in my testicle!
Oooh You never wanna fuck me 'cause I'm feeling rare..
You couldn't get away so leave that, buddy get him on
...so come on motherfucker or I'll kill your face YAOWWW!!!

You rate The Darkness if you wanna, yet, the Verve yaa yaa
Pretending I'm Mick Fally, all we got were RYYYE, ah!
Don't die, not the place, Obi is another gay
Take that, you guilty cat! I WILL HATE!
WE WILL FINALLY PAY!
We motherfucking die and HEY,
What? Sorry? DIE, eh??!

You wrap my balls around your testicle!
WHOOW I don't wanna fuck you 'cause you're killing bird..
Ya couldn't help less oh let that...buddy get him on
...so come on motherfucker I'll kill your face YAOWW!!

You write The Dorkness if you wanna get the word ok
Tell me goblin valley go with my great mind, ah!
Don't try to dive topless, all may lessen over bribe
Turn out that git today! Me right here will!
We will fine and pay!
We'll motherfucking die and pay!
What? Sorry? DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAAOOW!


:Spin:

 

[Something Wild]

these are all hilarious btw