What Alexi really says in Hatebreeder?

[Berzerker]

You see, it's the pirate song.

 

[DreamingNature]

>.< Its funny the song children of bodom ..

 

[Jani Laiho]

if you read the lyrics first its really not too difficult to understand what alexi is saying in the songs.. but he has been known to just make noises and shit when he cant think of lyrics to write

 

[kirbster]

omg, some of these are fucking hilarious, keep em coming!

to the whiners.... GTFO, stop spoiling people's fun because you have no sense of humor

oh yeah, check this out, it's not COB, but it's funny too http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/

 

[Lithium]

Ahhahaha that ''show me the way to your plate of fries'' is fuckin funny....I was laughing in from of my pc when my lil sister walked in with a ''what the fuck is his problem'' type face!! hahaah! Keep em coming!

 

[Mr. Torture]

What Alexi Really says in the song - Children of Bodom

YA YOW!

In the sauce of jongers
Well ah, into bad shows of the bow we yow now
The Wallflower walkmen dont like no jewish pies
OH MY MAIN SHIN
They're gonna sass up me arse
Yack my mow yow
It tries to yar my fucking rarrrrr

The props to fuck up my cops saw
wel catsup ye ming, i said yarrrr
This a mority, mow yow this a kicked up yarrrr
Just billy up your jimmy yow wow wrrrorrrrororr
yow wow, when i say yow, i say yarrrrrrr

GO!

HE Wants a big A plus
where With a bone out yow white why
where a yar a soul that psycho down

YOW yow YOW yow

Chorus:
Children of Bodom wants a young hair now
Wants a sass with a right now here yowww
Flower to the boss, bring us all down yow
Want a big ass? so yowwwwwwwwwwww

Yow we ow in a big arse do now
what art do nowww
ya thats a warrior in a, in a big ass king waorrrrr
Just feel me up like jimmy joe now wowarrrrrrr
well give me yarrr like a yarrrr, yo in a yar, yo doe yarrrrrrrrrrrr

THIS IS A DIME
FINAL VEGIS
WE HAVE COVERED
DINOSAURS TO
REINCURSE THE MIGHTY SLOTH DAYAHHH
LEMME TELL ME
YOU'RE A YOUNG NARSEE
DO WE ARRRRRRRRRSSSSEEEE?

HUWAH

CHORUS plus an extra YOWWWWWWWWW

So you just make these things up or no?

 

[Darkest Maiden]

LOL My god! Well I guess it's more or less what i hear before I read the lyrics too, anyway.

 

[DreamingNature]

So you just make these things up or no?

no he doenst.. ive u read.. they say : Listnen music with it.. and then u will hear.. that it is the right lyric..

 

[Koi]

"Originally Posted by LifeDepraved
The Real NAIL!

OOH!

WOW!

Well, cock in their set off, yeah I better suck it, CROTCH ROT!
Fucking all their pain, With double panties, Sean that's so!
Walk away from Steve-o, face his homeland, FIDEL CASTRO!
A Jigga-boo flys day by day, we are stong...AUDIT!!!

YOW!

YO! Killer, Spencer's gonna die.
My watch is falling down, I'm good, Hi!

YOWWWWWWW YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

In the gardens of "Do Drum Your Bath"
Semen be numb, "My Hockey My Back"
Said something, "We hard, mark my head!"

So the rest is just too hard, god will take, your brain left of god creamin'!
No, no if I forget to take gods words, SUCK IT IKE!

Statue, I, Don't wake up to wake up.
Neverland addiction, come mother push me against the wall. THAT'S TOO HARD!
Sans the difference, who am I to fuck your heart?
Press my heart to kill Opeth, Do my son, DO HIM HARD! WHO!?

HUWA!!!!

FUCK OFF! GET OUT! DEZ IS GONNA DIE! GET THE FUCK OUT! WHY, DO YOU WANNA TRY?!

YOW!

HUWAH!!!

WOW! MWHAHAHAH!

Guys you have to fuck my goat.
He lost his eye, suck it out.
SUCK IT HARD, YOW!!!!
Ted threw it out, suck us dry.
Let's do nothing, Let's get it out.
Whip it hard!!!!!!

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! !"

HAHAHA

 

[Blake]

LOL!

 

[enjoi17]

some of these are great

 

[§Italian_Bodom§]

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha really funny

fuck off. Everyone. Put this thread in the off-topic section.
stop this shit

btw i don't believe that you are italian, learn to laugh sometimes...

 

[Lithium]

BUMP yea ahahahah

Fuck this thread was funny

 

[Conti]

Triple corpse hammer blow
I guess I say that im ready to blow
ease my bone of silo!
good snacks and im ready to go
like my farts of FIRE?

Let me cross off tasting cows
you see my lights already SAYOWW
Let me take that elastic pie
( MADE IT MYSELF,LIE MINE DOWN)

TRIPLE TOE,HAVE A BLOW!
TRIPLE TOE,HAVE A BLOW!

don't push me
dont push me
dont push meeeeeeeYOW
YOOOWWW
Let me try some baby palm
you're love pump is getting closer!
my choice and im eating again
Im in love don't leave me noooo
Our world cum your world
The smartest one I saw was wario
let me hear you say "im beating the ground"
(I don't Kill)(Kill them all) -Ironic lol
TRIPLE TOE HAVE A BLOW
TRIPLE TOE HAVEA BLOW
dont push me
dont push me
DONT PUSH ME
not that funny but it matches

 

[Blindfold]

yeah some of these pwn

 

[Hrafn]

Hahaha good times, Deadnight Warrior one is by far the best

 

[Lithium]

BUMP some pr0, make more of there

 

[Hatebreeder]

LOL My god! Well I guess it's more or less what i hear before I read the lyrics too, anyway.

Hell, I don't even listen to the lyrics. To me, it just gives the music direction instead of just being a purposeless instrumental band.

 

[sapaz_is_fuel]

The smartest one I saw was wario

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHH

 

[BastardOfBodom]

Hell, I don't even listen to the lyrics. To me, it just gives the music direction instead of just being a purposeless instrumental band.

but maybe you should actually listen to the lyrics, since they have a huge part in the song as a whole. sure, the music is important because it makes you recognize the song automatically once it begins playing, but the artists have put some substantial effort into getting people to hear what they have to say. and, yes, many of their songs' lyrics were written while they were shitfaced, but others, like one for example, Bed Of Razors, seemed to have Alexi's soul poured into it. especially since its from his own personal experiences. so, yah, maybe people should start paying attention to the lyrics as well as the music itself.