What Alexi really says in Hatebreeder?

[War_Blade]

but maybe you should actually listen to the lyrics, since they have a huge part in the song as a whole. sure, the music is important because it makes you recognize the song automatically once it begins playing, but the artists have put some substantial effort into getting people to hear what they have to say. and, yes, many of their songs' lyrics were written while they were shitfaced, but others, like one for example, Bed Of Razors, seemed to have Alexi's soul poured into it. especially since its from his own personal experiences. so, yah, maybe people should start paying attention to the lyrics as well as the music itself.

maybe you should shut the fuck up because nobody cares about your half ass opinions.

 

[BastardOfBodom]

maybe you should shut the fuck up because nobody cares about your half ass opinions.

hey douchebag
its not a "half-ass opinion". it actually makes quite a bit of sense. so how about you shut the fuck up and let other people say whatever the hell they want fuckbag

 

[War_Blade]

at least douchebags get pussy you queer. so why don't you shut the fuck up and let people say whatever the fuck they want mr. "LOLZ PR0v3 YOues 10v3 f0R B0do/\/\!!!1one"

 

[KillerGon]

 

[BastardOfBodom]

at least douchebags get pussy you queer. so why don't you shut the fuck up and let people say whatever the fuck they want mr. "LOLZ PR0v3 YOues 10v3 f0R B0do/\/\!!!1one"

i dont need pussy you fucking dick , because im a chick asshole. and why the fuck are you being such a prick to people over the INTERNET?.. damn. if you spent half as much time getting out of your stained white underwear, getting out of the house, and having a fucking life, as you do harassing random people on here, you might be a happier person and make real friends that arent just a bunch of fat 40 year old men on a website.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

THE ACTUAL SECRET LYRICS TO HATEBREEDER

Hatebreeder

I found penis, im gay now, it's on now,
I saw, weiner, I see so
Well I am certain of, I don't know how,
other souls love my beanbag
love licking anus from the bottom of my heart
I have no fucking right now, I see so

Beside you, I saw,
take my 2 inch penis into your jaw
Well I thought now, I said I saw
I saw it, your testicles, your manclaw

[Chorus:]
Never seen the penises inside of me,
well I'm an asshole, and I really will always be
So why now, oh let it be,
im fucking hard when i see men. I'm free
suck it hard, make a void that finishes this dried up semen
i need you to spread your legs a little farther steve so i dont get cramps

(I tell you!)

I'm accessing in all the northern light gay clubs,
you know I got no fucking other souls, guilty now
I've got no fine, no fucking thoughts, so,
a combination, now you're fucking dead

[Chorus:]
Never seen the penises inside of me,
well I'm an asshole, and I really will always be
So why now, oh let it be,
im fucking hard when i see men. I'm free
suck it hard, make a void that finishes this dried up semen
i need you to spread your legs a little farther steve so i dont get cramps

 

[El Stormo]

*snip*

Hahaha!!

 

[BastardOfBodom]

THE ACTUAL SECRET LYRICS TO HATEBREEDER

Hatebreeder

I found penis, im gay now, it's on now,
I saw, weiner, I see so
Well I am certain of, I don't know how,
other souls love my beanbag
love licking anus from the bottom of my heart
I have no fucking right now, I see so

Beside you, I saw,
take my 2 inch penis into your jaw
Well I thought now, I said I saw
I saw it, your testicles, your manclaw

[Chorus:]
Never seen the penises inside of me,
well I'm an asshole, and I really will always be
So why now, oh let it be,
im fucking hard when i see men. I'm free
suck it hard, make a void that finishes this dried up semen
i need you to spread your legs a little farther steve so i dont get cramps

(I tell you!)

I'm accessing in all the northern light gay clubs,
you know I got no fucking other souls, guilty now
I've got no fine, no fucking thoughts, so,
a combination, now you're fucking dead

[Chorus:]
Never seen the penises inside of me,
well I'm an asshole, and I really will always be
So why now, oh let it be,
im fucking hard when i see men. I'm free
suck it hard, make a void that finishes this dried up semen
i need you to spread your legs a little farther steve so i dont get cramps

ahahaha nice

 

[snowy]

i dont need pussy you fucking dick , because im a chick asshole.

hahaha war_blade you're such a fucking noob

 

[BastardOfBodom]

hahaha war_blade you're such a fucking noob

haha

 

[snowy]

i love it when people try to smash other forum users and fail because they didnt know the gender^^

 

[BastardOfBodom]

i love it when people try to smash other forum users and fail because they didnt know the gender^^

ya haha
those can be some of the funniest posts

 

[snowy]

yep but hes dumb anyway

 

[BastardOfBodom]

ya lol
man i dont even know why he would be such a little bitch out of nowhere
.
haha oh well. hes a fuckin loser. got nooo social life.

 

[ScytheSpawn]

Okay guys, this is pretty lame and makes no sense but it kinda sounds like the song.

PUNCH ME I BLEED


From the rain I peel, ashame a hilt.
I'm the perfect take a look.
And my show can die, I gave josh a fry.
From the preachers down the road to lie!.

You jizz, to go, back way, you ass, okay, see us, into concrete secrets!

From down my heart I wait turn out pretend the obscurity.
I play the radio in every way with my lice it's trying to die.

HUNGH

Butter up the kid hotdogsnrice to jump on the glide. I'm the waitin' chair. To paint it. I'm going to kill you. Money is the best time.

Sweep by, stew kills. To pay make it go away. So like, she cocks a shinin'. Hey, just when you push it I waaaiiiit.

From down my heart I wait turn out pretend the obscurity.
I play the radio in every way with my lice it's trying to die.

Oh yea yeaow!

Now just, she ho!, back where you ass. okay turn eyes. you fuck my saviour!

From down my heart I wait turn out pretend the obscurity.
I play the radio in every way with my lice it's trying to die!

 

[FerretallicA]

This is one of the stupidest, and yet most fucking funny threads I've read in ages.

 

[KillerGon]

hello

 

[_FollowTheReaper_]

Okay guys, this is pretty lame and makes no sense but it kinda sounds like the song.

PUNCH ME I BLEED


From the rain I peel, ashame a hilt.
I'm the perfect take a look.
And my show can die, I gave josh a fry.
From the preachers down the road to lie!.

You jizz, to go, back way, you ass, okay, see us, into concrete secrets!

From down my heart I wait turn out pretend the obscurity.
I play the radio in every way with my lice it's trying to die.

HUNGH

Butter up the kid hotdogsnrice to jump on the glide. I'm the waitin' chair. To paint it. I'm going to kill you. Money is the best time.

Sweep by, stew kills. To pay make it go away. So like, she cocks a shinin'. Hey, just when you push it I waaaiiiit.

From down my heart I wait turn out pretend the obscurity.
I play the radio in every way with my lice it's trying to die.

Oh yea yeaow!

Now just, she ho!, back where you ass. okay turn eyes. you fuck my saviour!

From down my heart I wait turn out pretend the obscurity.
I play the radio in every way with my lice it's trying to die!

CLICK ME

Come back later, thank you.

 

[Muffin]

CLICK ME

Come back later, thank you.

Fuck your ugly ass with an empty beer can.


Thank you.

 

[BastardOfBodom]

Fuck your ugly ass with an empty beer can.


Thank you.

yours has got to be the all time sweetest signature ive ever seen