what did you do while um was down?

rahvin

rahvin

keeper of the flame
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safe but not far from the city
- started a war
- met the girl of your dreams (if male) or went through liposuction (if female)
- watched three years' worth of sex and the city reruns
- discovered a new chemical element
- quit smoking
- began drinking
- tortured furry animals
- berated the impossibility to start a birthday thread for me
- sprouted skeleton wings
- chuckled under breath, murmuring "i told you so, i told you so"
- called profanity on the phone and asked him to please say "interesting thread" a couple of times, just for you
 
- started a war - check (we lost)
- met the girl of your dreams (if male) or went through liposuction (if female) - check (I'm just a friend, of course)
- watched three years' worth of sex and the city reruns - check (crap show, but what else was I supposed to do??)
- discovered a new chemical element - check (I named it Rahvium)
- quit smoking - check (easy)
- began drinking - check (easier)
- tortured furry animals - check (not so much animals as teddies)
- berated the impossibility to start a birthday thread for me - dammit, I knew there was something
- sprouted skeleton wings - check (I'm too heavy to fly, apparently. At least, I think that's what the broken legs are trying to tell me)
- chuckled under breath, murmuring "i told you so, i told you so" - check (I tell myself this every day anyway)
- called profanity on the phone and asked him to please say "interesting thread" a couple of times, just for you - check (but he was engaged all the time)
 
rahvin said:
- chuckled under breath, murmuring "i told you so, i told you so"
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Yeps, that I did, fucking piece of bubblegum code.

oh oh, have to add, WORSE THAN MS!!
(oh yeah, that is bad)
 
@salmy: i had you in mind while thinking up that one. :p

other highlights: what were certain forum members doing while um was down?

rusty: blaming self for um crash
rahvin: blaming car crash for um crash
magsec4: drunkenly posting anyway
 
i don't recall what happened yesterday. there was no UM and seemingly i had no life either. oh yeah, it was boring, i kept falling asleep at work and became very silly past midnight.
 
@de: work at... err, now that's a funny idea, you should elaborate further....

@li: aren't we all silly past midnight? i'm still having trouble deciding when exactly it's past midnight where you live, but i assure you past midnight tonight i'll be acting quite silly. i can regale you with about one hour of it if you want. it starts nine hours from now.
 
Rusty said:
As opposed to the non-dangerous forms of suicide?? :p
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if you interpret "dangerous" as risky, it might as well be that collective suicide is more uncertain in its result than simple plain suicide. or, as an alternative you could leave my damn jokes the hell alone, yes? ;)
 
I found out more things about my ex girlfriend and got in a fight with her somewhat. Women are full of shit. With that, I wrote some more riffs and lyrics.
 
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