You're a Jello Shot! Quick, painless, and wriggly, you tend to get people messed up without delay! You're an absolute essential for any party, just like toilets.
CONGRATS!
You're a WHITE RUSSIAN!
Milky, cloudy and gross, you're a horrible drink. Who got you to try it anyway?
Vodka = Kudos.
Kaluhua = Kudos.
Milk = You're a damn fool
You're an Shirley Temple! In the alcoholic world, you have no respect. You can't hold your liqour, you're usually designated driver, and in general, you're just a woman/bad person.