what happens when americans get their hands on black metal

[Erik]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xzeos68ay2Q

 

[Ellestin]

those guys are dull, are they not? I've seen worse rhetorics, in any case.

 

[Trylakos]

I've seen a video of Children of Bodom playing at that festival/venue type place.

5/10 for that video

8/10 for this fucking goat semen ass fuck tit rape sworn fucking satan shit video

 

[circus_brimstone]

The user comments are great:

"gaudipoet (1 week ago)
These guys have an amazing ability for verbal expression a true shakesperian vocabulary!
(reply to this)

HRA47 (1 week ago)
What a fucking joke fucking band. A fucking disgrace to fucking black fucking metal fucking fuck. No fucking wonder that fucking usbm is fucking laughed fucking at. fucking idiots fuck. ha fucking ha fucking ha. What a fucking losers fucking.
Did i mention fucking yet?
(reply to this)"

 

[KILL TULLY]

I have a friend that is JUST LIKE THAT, its hillarious, we give him shit for it all the time.

 

[dill_the_devil]

*searches for those words in Darkthrone interviews*

 

[Zack]

Haha these guys are fucking hilarious. I wouldn't consider myself an expert on black metal but I love when the guy on the left is trying to "talk" and then the other guy starts screaming.... Hilarious. Anyone wanna tally how many times they say fuck?

EDIT- Hhahahahaaha the last line is hilarioius... "no more fucking noisecore pussys"

 

[Reign in Acai]

My fav line was... "4 kids that are angry".

 

[lizard]

Hey zach, stick around this board needs more left coasters to balance out the right coast bias

 

[Zack]

K

So I just figured out the short one is saying "Fuck fucking trends fuckers"

New rule:

If the ratio of "fuck" to regular words is higher than 3 to 1, it's not a sentence.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

indeed

 

[circus_brimstone]

EDIT- Hhahahahaaha the last line is hilarioius... "no more fucking noisecore pussys"

Or is it "norsecore"?

 

[Zack]

Could be either, but based on how stupid the guys are I'm banking on noisecore.

 

[lizard]

A string of epithets is a feeling, not a coherent sentence

 

[cthulufhtagn]

more like a free-verse poem

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I lolerskates at how they hate all religion and yet believe in satan, a figure of religious creation. Oh, and their vocabulary and total posery and other faggotness.

 

[KILL TULLY]

To clerify, my friend is not a douchebag nor poser, just gets FUCKING BLASPHEMIC 66666666666666666666666666666666666^^^^^^!!!!!!! HILZ AND HORNS! When drunk.

 

[Trylakos]

I seriously can't imagine what the process was to make that video. If I didn't know better I would've thought it was a Gangrel promo video or something. I bet the little one's mom made the set for them... and what did they do with it after they were done?:S

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

what pure shit

 

[Nate The Great]

That was fuckin' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!