What Have I Missed?

Scott grew his hair back. Ricki Rocket replaced Charlie. The new record is out. Milano quit drinking and is the next in line for the Richard Simmons plan. Brent got laid. Bratt left us for the Metallica board. I learned how to spell but still can't use proper punctuation.
 
I was voted as coolest member who has registered in the last 2 weeks, and also coolest member from the Midwest... and a whole other buncha awards.... that I don't want to mention because it'll take toooo long (sarcasm)

Oh, also Anthrax fired John Bush and hired Dave Mustaine as full time singer. And I was made the Tour Bus Driver...

WOW AM I RETARDED!