what i got myself for my birthday this weekend

[avi]

crap, I can't believe it took me until 12:12pm to remember that it's my brother's b-day today too! sheesh!

 

[Baliset]

my brother cracked me up on the phone. he was like "happy birthday, you'll be getting a card from us soon. by the way...what's your address?"

 

[mindspell]

I totally forgot it was my brother's birthday yesterday and when I remembered it was already the 19th in Hong Kong...

 

[xfer]

your brother is Chinese?

 

[mindspell]

"Look ma, its the funny man saying stupid things..."

 

[azal]

His brother has a weird mental condition that makes him think that he lives in a foreign timezone.

He's been fired from 17 jobs in the past year and is perplexed at the fact that grocery stores never works in the late afternoon.

 

[xfer]

hey, i think that's a common mental condition for brothers to have.

 

[mindspell]

He fucks a hungarian chick while drinking tchai all day. I think he might be Australian for all I know...

 

[xfer]

tchai = chai, like the tea? or something else?

 

[mindspell]

like aromatic tea and spices in milk...

 

[xfer]

right!

 

[mindspell]

My spelling was off, its tchai in french...