What invention are you?

[Ormir]

Spam? Oh yes. Highly entertaining? Yes.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

Ormir is an airbag that irons your shirts!

 

[mousewings]

mousewings is a tricycle that cannot be moved, vibrates and can be used to deter muggers.

 

[Siren]

Siren is a suitcase that can only be operated by a trained professional! It keeps food warm.

 

[Ormir]

@mousy: You're actually supposed to put in your name for your true invention, don't take the randomly generated thing.

 

[Siren]

Oh really? In that case siren is a burglar alarm that works in the rain! It helps the medicine go down and speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones.

 

[Melancholia]

I'm a banner advert that's laced with vodka!

wooow,what a thread

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

Harvester of Sorrow is a fax machine that's monogrammed (up to three letters) and stays sharp forever.


what a coincidence that this was already on my christmas list

 

[FatherVic]

FatherVic is like a normal button-badge, but it speaks randomly-generated sentences.

yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo, that's really me!!!!!

fathervic (hug me, I talk!)

 

[Tranquillian]

It's a necklace that's different every time you use it and remembers all of its past actions.

 

[PrinnyD00d]

NovemberFrost is a personal organiser that changes colour to reflect your mood, is different every time you use it and is completely reversible.

 

[rahvin]

i'm a hearing aid that can be programmed to perform simple tasks.

rahvin.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

A ten foot tall security camera.

Nick

 

[Villain]

Villain is a television set that can be programmed to perform simple tasks! It produces hot tea or coffee and flies like a rocket.



-Villain (who drinks neither tea nor coffee - and would rather fly like a seagull)

 

[~Zeanra~]

~Zeanra~ is a blender that costs less than a penny a day to run, smells of flowers and repels bees.



Sweet

 

[Ormir]

Hmmm...

Mikael Stanne is a lunchbox that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It can move faster than the speed of light and inflates balloons.

Niklas Sundin is a headband that can be used on the move and plays MP3s.

Michael Nicklasson is a feather duster! It looks better than it sounds!

 

[rahvin]

bubububu is like a normal chainsaw, but it can move faster than the speed of light.

heh.

rahvin.

 

[Onde Erik]

I liked mine:

Onde Erik is a genetically-modified sheep that emits a constant high-frequency whine! It fetches your hat and speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones.

 

[rahvin]

@onde erik: my hat and a glass of milk, please. and stop whining for a second, at least while you're reading the bible out loud!

rahvin.

 

[Onde Erik]

Something about the high frequency sounds/James Earl Jones combination really cracked me up.

Oh, and rahvin:
Sure, why not?

 

[storken]

storken is a window pane that tracks infra-red! It contains alcohol.

Arketypen is a pillow that's voice-activated! It doesn't take no for an answer and connects to a bicycle.