what rules.

[azal]

how all the Chinese doctors said that wearing one of those Michael jackson medical masks won't protect you from SARS, yet at their meetings they are all wearing them.

 

[lizard]

it was a chinese doctors anonymous meeting.

 

[xfer]

a Chinaman telling the truth is like a bar where you can't smoke cigarettes.

 

[azal]

that's just another one of the CHINKS in their armour.

 

[xfer]

seriously, when a government lies all the time, that's a slippery SLOPE toward a student-crushing, tank-rolling police state.

 

[lizard]

what rules: halle berry in a superhero costume.

 

[azal]

I just wish they could NIP this sars problem in the butt.

 

[lizard]

SARS is yet to kill a single person in the entire United States. Exactly 56 people have gotten sick.
And yet folks in cities without a single SARS case are reportedly afraid even to shake hands with Chinese people, visit Chinatowns, or even eat in Chinese restaurants.
As a public service, here are a few other things Cipro-hoarding duct-tapers can freak out about, too:
Chynna Phillips
Playing Chinese Checkers
Eating things off of china plates in general
Seeing the movie "Chinatown"
David Bowie ("China Girl")
Pekingese dogs
"Kung Fu" reruns
The Wu Tang Clan
Mandarin oranges
Feng Shui

 

[xfer]

wow azal i can't believe you confused chinese with japanese. how racist.

 

[azal]

I can't believe lizard missed what we were doing.

 

[lizard]

I'm oblivious; some would say I'm on a slippery SLOPE.

 

[xfer]

dude azal totally set you up to put your own SLANT on things, but you ended up rehashing ours!

 

[lizard]

I will blame my past drug use/misuse for any lapses in recognition of clever wordplay which may occur on these threads.

 

[lizard]

I will tell you what rules most righteously...the polish sausage queen.

 

[minxnim]

she has a sausage skirt!

 

[xfer]

those don't look anything like real kielbasa.

 

[xfer]

also, talking about polacks: you know the scene in Requiem for a Dream where Ellen Burstyn is envisioning sizzling food plates everywhere? is one of them a plate of pierogi?

 

[chupe666]

This thread = Reason #423487 why I should skirt my company's current internet policy and hit this board all day long.