What the shit is this?

Haha, that's gotta be one of those worn-look old metal t-shirts that are being sold to teenager girls. I almost shit my pants when I first saw a bunch of 14-year-old girls drooling over worn out Maiden shirts in the window of a local teen fashion store. Maybe I should've dug out my old, torn Killers shirts and sold them, they must be the coolest thing on earth now :D