What to do today! HELP!

[mick thompson]

Me and my GF are in bed at the moment wondering what we should do today.

Any suggestions? (Preferably Free)

Cheers fuckers

 

[kev]

Shag ferociously until your cock falls off.

 

[mick thompson]

Shag ferociously until your cock falls off.

she's refusing to shag me because her parents are in the next room

 

[motomoto]

Get em out nooooooooow


You can tell them they give away free beer at the guiness museum

 

[updog]

she's refusing to shag me because her parents are in the next room

haha... I know this problem...

you MAY be able to be quiet enough, but it's kind of unsure... at least, some girls don't remember if they were fucking loud during the.. exchange.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

tell her to put out or get out.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

....that was a joke btw!

 

[FIXXXER]

she's refusing to shag me because her parents are in the next room

no risk no fuck

 

[mick thompson]

hahaha well sadly she didn't shag me... instead we cooked a sunday dinner which i didn't eat! fun times...

 

[kev]

hahaha well sadly she didn't shag me... instead we cooked a sunday dinner which i didn't eat! fun times...

Theres always next Sunday Ross

 

[Pedro Teixeira]

she's refusing to shag me because her parents are in the next room

Dude... and what's the problem? I used to shag my ex all the time in my bedroom (my parent's bedroom is right next to mine). Just turn on the TV or music and you're set hahah

 

[mick thompson]

roll on next fucking sunday then! yippie!

yea sptz but they are not my parents, they're hers - if they were mine i'd be humping her til im red raw

 

[Jackal_Strain]

If you can control your noise, she's got no excuse for not giving you a blowjob!

 

[JayB]

I love how there were absolutely 0 suggestions that didn't involve sex

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

I love how there were absolutely 0 suggestions that didn't involve sex

This is how I know I can trust your collective opinion as an internet forum. Carry on wise ones!

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I saw the thread title and immediately I said.

FUCK!!!! A LOT!!!!