what would you be doing right now if you weren't totally hot and awesome and great?

[minxnim]

i'd be stabbing myself in the stomach.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Well, most likely I'd be eating sugar packet after sugar packet while silently crying and holding myslef.

 

[xfer]

I would be wallowing in self-loathing and Pringles crumbs on my bed AKA stained-mattress-lying-on-the-floor.

 

[chupe666]

Stapling post-it notes all over myself that say "My Mom says I'm handsome".

 

[xfer]

Ha, ha, chupe--you don't need to STAPLE Post-It notes! If you're confused as to the concept of Post-It notes, you can watch "your favorite Post-It product commercial" right here.

Silly!

 

[FuSoYa]

I'm going to go with the classic 'crying and masturbating under a blacklight'

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
I'm going to go with the classic 'crying and masturbating under a blacklight'

Ah, a traditionalist!

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by xfer
Ha, ha, chupe--you don't need to STAPLE Post-It notes! If you're confused as to the concept of Post-It notes, you can watch "your favorite Post-It product commercial" right here.

Silly!

Woops!

Stapler Haiku
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Stapler before dawn
Waiting in perfect silence
Dreams of loose paper

Rough clippings gather
Rustling in their loose embrace
Stapler brings order

http://www.virtualstapler.com/poetry.asp

 

[Heliologue]

i'd be sitting around in my underwear, eating cheezits and humming an unknown guitar riff.

oh, wait, i'm doing that anyway....

 

[minxnim]

someone needs to tell dick cheney he isn't totally hot and awesome and great.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

 

[minxnim]

BLAM!!!!!

 

[Ecto]

i would listen to the smiths and cocteau twins

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by Ectoplasma
i would listen to the smiths and cocteau twins

I like Cocteau Twins...

You know, between this and the Izod post, my coolness rating has gone down from 0 to -173.

 

[Ecto]

why?

 

[chupe666]

why do I like cocteau twins?

or why am I wearing an Izod?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I love this guy folks, how many times can I say it!?

 

[Ecto]

Vangelic, you'll mary me...don't forget

 

[Ecto]

Originally posted by chupe666
why do I like cocteau twins?

or why am I wearing an Izod?

sorry, but i don't know what is a Izod...

and, what's the problem with Cocetau? If you listen to, i supose you like the band...

sorry, but i'm a little bit dumb today...i had my first lunch a few minutes ago

 

[chupe666]

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