If you could pull off the theft of any object on earth, what would it be?

[FuSoYa]

I'm thinking, because of the day at hand, a good candidate would be the kaaba.

Muslims believe the kaaba is the closest point on Earth to Allah Almighty. I'd maybe keep it in my basement and then my basement would be the closest point to Allah.

Sweet.

 

[FuSoYa]

Oh also please include in your answer where you would keep what you stole.

 

[FuSoYa]

Here's another:

It would be cool to steal the bone cross King Diamond uses as his mic stand:

One man's pigeonfeed is another's ark of the covenant, I say.

 

[FuSoYa]

And who could forget annabelle, the haunted doll who slices people with knives:

She's quite close to the top of my list of things to steal. I would totally let her chill out in my bedroom, though I'd keep her on a tight leash at night.

 

[minxnim]

i have always had a bizarre obsession with lizzie borden. so i'd probably steal her legal file from the firm where it's vaulted in springfield MA and read it. because then i'd know if she were really guilty or not.

 

[minxnim]

 

[FuSoYa]

I had doubts before I saw that picture, but now, totally guilty.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I would steal the original Michael Meyers mask. I would store it in the safest place possible - ON MY FACE 24 HOURS A DAY.

 

[azal]

I would steal the Olsen Twins' virginities

both vaginal and anal.

and I would hide the bloody towel which both symbolizes the conquest and has little pieces of broken hymen and inner-ass tissue, under my matress.

 

[FuSoYa]

I wonder what score that post would get on the Olsenmeter.

 

[Terran Olson]

That is completely disgusting.

 

[goatschool]

i would steal the earth.

and i would keep it on: the earth.

 

[xfer]

Originally posted by Terran Olson
That is completely disgusting.

BWAHAHAHA!

 

[avi]

I am schocked and appalled at all of you. Except Josh.

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

Since I am a guitar nerd, Id steal every guitar thats in the window showcase at Rudy's music in 48th street....*DROOOOOOL*

 

[azal]

is that the same as 48th custom....Mike Romeo gets his esp's custom made there.

booya

 

[Thorns of Sorrow]

Nah 48th st custom is across the street, their showcase window is equally as sexay.

 

[xfer]

 

[azal]

segways ownz.

 

[xfer]

I think small, but that means I'm humble.