If you could produce ANY band who would it be?

In No particular order, except first 3. Lenny Kravitz and Bon Jovi because they haven't done a single good song since 2003.

Lenny Kravitz
Bon Jovi
Faith No More
HIM
Korn
Karnivool
In Flames
The Offspring
Waltari
Disco Ensemble
Metallica
Guns N Roses
Devin Townsend
SikTh
 
When I currently sit in the producers seat (whenever I do) I like to have quite a bit of control over the project so I would need a semi new band.

Hmmm...

I'm gonna say Attack Attack so I can tell Franke that he sucks at singing to his face. I would try to talk the band out of letting him open his mouth.
 
Wintersun, maybe then the album would come out in this decade. According to Jari, the intro alone has +200 tracks
 
Paramore. I'd put guns to all their heads, get them to work on their chops and turn them into a modern prog rock band.
Probably mostly for the lulz really.
Would love to see the reactions of the teenage girl fanboys when they find out the songs go longer than 8 minutes.
The ultimate real life trolling.
Getting paid and getting major lulz > just getting paid.