If you could join any band...

emperor (they need to come back, and i would be happy to fill the bass slot)
cephalic carnage (as much as i like their bass player, i have no problem taking his spot. gotta look out for myself first!)
origin (steal the bass spot)
and i could be joining dissection (gets video tape together. that would rule)
~gR~
 
Wow, well, no one really wants to replace a band member, so here's what I'll do:
Queensryche - production knowledge, not like they need it. I'd also take over the chick who does the voice of Sister Mary! Eventhough they won't use her ever again, my name will automatically be synonymous with the role. ;)

Dream Theater - ditto on the production knowledge.

Aryeon - Arjen has a lot of females featured in his projects, and I'd love to work with the man - so vocals it is!

And of course, Iron Maiden! Anything, anything at all!

~Sh0k~