If you could join any band...

[dragonfu]

If you could join any band who would it be, and why this band?
what would you contribute to it? your killer voice , your instrumental virtuosity :Smokin: , your inspiring writing ability , your production values , your fashion sense , etc, etc, yadayadayada

 

[FailingAcension]

I would join Cryptopsy but not take Flo's place. I would watch him every show and warm up with him so I could learn from the best!

 

[LuminousAether]

I would do interpretive dance for a band like Beefcake.

 

[Astral Poetry]

I would join Zyklon, so I could play guitar alongside Samoth (but not take Destructhor's place, just have 3 guitarist) and Trym.

 

[SpeakerfortheDead]

None, I completely have no musical talent so I wouldn't want to ruin the bands I enjoy.

 

[dataclast16]

DYING FETUS!!!
because i could be more brootal than their new drummer and I want to wax john gallagher's head

 

[MetalHeadNate]

Hmm...This is a damn good thread. It's a tossup whether I would join a kickass real metal band, or go for a nu metal band like Metallica to make the big bucks. Nah, I would choose a high quality metal band that also sells huge numbers of albums, I would have to say Iron Maiden. I could be the fourth guitarist and just play a few notes here and there and makes a ton of money and retire when the band retires, which is in like maybe two years.

 

[Anthropophagia]

probably cephalic carnage and become second vocalist...but im nowhere near good enough to play with any band yet.

 

[Thrashard]

i would join Metallica to become a rich man! i also would like to join Anthrax and change their sound back to Thrash.

 

[Benzine]

I'd join Tool - no musical talent required

 

[Harp Heaven]

^idiot^

 

[Benzine]

^idiot^

oooOOOooo someones had a busy day

 

[Nightmarez]

I would join Today is the Day and offer vokills and a second guitar.

 

[speed]

I'd join Limp Bizkit- for a variety of reasons; First, I think I would be the best musician- hell even the best lyricist in the band( even though I have never written song lyrics in my life). Second, I would be quite wealthy- and could retire quite comfortably. Lastly, the women, Fred the idiot seems to be going out with a new bombshell every time I read Blabbermouth.net- I wouldnt mind his leftovers- nor the young groupies the band somehow has.

 

[MardyAss]

Linkin Park, so I could be the busdriver ã la Metallica 1986. Just much better.

 

[Dead Winter]

I'd like to join Soilwork, In Flames, or Arch Enemy. Hypocrisy would kickass too.

 

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I would join (if it was the Watters/Gilmour era) Pink Floyd, Megadeth (to kick peoples asses with Dave), or the the gods themselves Maiden!

 

[Timmeth]

I know I'm gonna' get flamed for this, but what the hell?! I don't care...

I'd join Guns N' Roses. I'd be backing vocals and I'd do the keyboarding. I'd also contribute my wonderful pieces of lyrical material.

 

[Life Sucks]

I'd like to play guitar in Suffocation, Nile, or Dying Fetus. Of course I'm not good enough to replace the guitarists in these bands. I can play songs from these bands though when I actually bother to figure out how to play them.

 

[oden]

I would join Vintersorg because he is amazing