What's Alexi's ...

[Fenrir13]

there are more irons in this thread than an issue of Martha Stewart Living.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

haha plus she's not even kvlt

 

[bodomite]

THE BODOMITE IRONS HIS BOOBIES FLAT!

 

[Fenrir13]

boobage ironing rules. And Martha better get kvlt if she wants to survive in the big house.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

alexi needs some of that! haha

 

[-Gavin-]

No-one notice anything wrong with the fact that we have turned a spam thread off topic????

 

[Peti]

LOL Bodomite

 

[EagleFlyFree]

hey, whose thread are you calling spam :''(


off to bed now, to dream about chickens and puke and now possibly irons too haha

 

[Lanterns]

Martha Stewart is VBER KVLT, TR00, GR1M, N3CR0, C0PR0 and 3M3T0!!!!



Now back on topic.....why does Allu have rabbit teeth?

 

[Trent]

Alexi's:

teeth floss - Uncle Barracus Menthal Approved
teeth paste - Vex-'em-clean
teeth brush - Oral-B Soft tip
teeth marks in a bitten apple - 7
socks - Nike supermen's sporties
underwear - CKY undermen's sporties
deodorant - Smelly Goody
sweat (in a jar preferably) - $19,99
shoe lace brand - String 'em up
shaver brand - Wilkinson Damn-I-forgot-my-sideburns-again-just-like-the-other-day-when-I-was-shaving
aftershave lotion - Smelly Goody Too
cheese from between his toes after a show - 2 pounds for $1,75

That is absolutely Amazing

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Does Alexi paint his own nails or get them done? Or do one of the CoB guys paint 'em for him?

(...and I'm being sarcastic... so don't make any judgements, lol)

 

[Lanterns]

Why does he spit all the time?

 

[Heavenscent]

What color are his nipples?

I think I once heard him yell:

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILKDUDS!!!!!!!!

 

[bobvex]

what lotion does he use to masturbate with. . .i must have it. . .

































ummm. . .im kidding. .

 

[Heavenscent]

Why does he spit all the time?

what lotion does he use to masturbate with. . .i must have it. . .

I think you all know what 1+1 is......

 

[-Gavin-]

5?

 

[Taliesin]

*slaps Heavenscent around with an overgrown turnip*

DUDE I WAS EATING!

 

[bobvex]

I think you all know what 1+1 is......

5?

only to bad religion

"But I’ll believe in God when 1 and 1 are 5."

 

[Heavenscent]

You know what they say: dirty mind, dirty duvet........

 

[bobvex]

you know what they say. . .




























































you're a fucking weirdo