What's New Zealand Like?

Definitely going to visit NZ whenever I head towards Aussieland. How likely is it to spend more than a week there and still be entertained?
 
Just had a young lass from NZ at my place,she was quite lovely but had her boyfriend with her.I would've very much liked to have slept with her and I think her boyfriend sensed this and was keen to get her out.
 
New Zealand is seriously one of the most beautiful places on earth (at least the parts I have covered!).

I went backpacking there by myself. I remember sleeping on an isolated beach, waking up with snow capped mountains and forest on one side and the sun rising over a crystal clear beach on the other.
 
that's true pretty much everywhere until you open your mouth and they realize you're not some ass backwards hick from Iowa

Well I can easily pass for an ass backwards hick but I see what you're saying. I say it's bullshit though. Think what you will but don't say condescending shit like "wow you're cool for an American."

My neighbor is from Christchurch (but British raised so he doesn't have a Kiwi accent) and he is extremely well traveled and sarcastic. Another neighboring English teacher is from Wellington, pothead married to the hottest Samoan man alive with 3 kids.
 
Does he look like this guy?

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