what's the earliest memory that you have?

[lizard]

nyuk nyuk

 

[FalseTodd]

yeah that was pretty good, alex

 

[FalseTodd]

i definitely remember getting hit by a VW minibus when i was 7

 

[lizard]

yikes! that would fall under "Traumatic Memory"

I got my thumb slammed in a VW bus sliding door in Vermont.

and I remember in Oklahoma I left my box of crayons out in the sun and they fused into a solid block of colours.

 

[NAD]

First time walking by myself, at 2 I guess. Walk into the living room, grandfather clapped and yelled "YAY!"

 

[Helm]

Eating dirt out of pots (once the offending plant was removed) when I was 3-4 or so.
Also about that same age, sneaking into my grandmother's kitchen to eat sugar cubes. Mainly memories about eating stuff I shouldn't have been, it seems.

 

[inkybmistro]

my earliest memories are of being naked on a mat the floor.

 

[mousewings]

My family used to live in an apartment and I'd wait at the top of the stairs until my dad got home from work.

 

[goatschool]

 

[goatschool]

hi MW.

 

[IanDork107]

I was three or so, we were living in new york. It must've been autumn cause the leaves were all yellow and red and on the lawn. I was out front playing with my mom, dad, and the family dog, a cocker named saffron. At some point I got the idea in my head that I needed to go the the bathroom, so I dropped my drawers and went (#2) in the lawn. Saffron ran over and ate it. I guess maybe it's kind of telling that that's the first memory that really stuck with me.

 

[xfer]

once i was toddling around in our back yard and i stepped barefoot into a giant pile of warm dog shit (we didn't have a dog). it was horrible.

 

[Helm]

About the said age, I stepped barefoot on this purple big scarab and it sorta resisted my weight for a second before giving in with a wet spleetch and covering my foot in it's squiggly innards. It was really gross and I felt bad about it too.

 

[ImNoHippy]

eating the xmas lights at a year and a half.

 

[ImNoHippy]

i remember a couple years ago while holding a hefty bag of weed, i flashbacked to when i was three and remembering my dad also having a similar bag stowed away under a fake potted plant near our back slider. this also brought back memories of the smell of it and eating lime popsicles in the summer watching a live action series of spiderman. was there ever even a live action spiderman series?

 

[goatschool]

hell yes there was.

 

[ImNoHippy]

i have a great memory!

 

[xfer]

it went up through my toes and i was too little to clean it off myself.

 

[Danolich]

My dad coming home with a new car, I think it was a cutlas supreme.

Breaking my toy Ranbo knife on my grandmother's TV trying to stab Lionel Richie.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

um i remember my dog blocking me from falling down the stairs. i was probably about a year old.

My dog did the did the opposite and pushed me off stuff (stairs, tree trunks.)

I remember falling off some 8 ft. high bleachers onto concrete and having a really bad concussion.